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- Thread starter Cricket
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There, now it's accurate. I even fixed your spelling errors. I get it, English as a second language is difficult. Welcome to America!
You're welcome.
I am assuming you just googled mean things in the Bible and didnt or read about any context .All of this came from the Old Testament when people were under the 613 Jewish Laws that were writen by Man . Everyone was required to make offerings every so often of unblemished animals only the priests could go behind the vail to the alter this was their rules .When Christ was born and grew up and went to Temple and saw men selling sacrifices he turned over their tables and threw them out of the sanctuary . Every thing about the blind and lame and crippled was Laws made by the leaders not GOD . Jesus healed people and feed them and preached to them and the leaders hated him and persecuted him and hung him on the cross to die when he died the sky turned dark and the earth quaked and the Vail was torn .Jesus became the last sacrifice he paid for our sins and made a way to Heaven They put him in a tomb and 3 days later he arose he walked with his disciples and taught for 40 days and on the day of Pentecost over 500 people according to the apostile Paul witnessed Jesus ascend into Heaven with 2 angels So yeah there is bad things in the Bible but if you check it was mans doing .There are still slaves here today
Wait there are mean things in the Bible?
Wait, there is context?
So ummmm.....people interpret what they want from the fairy tale?
No way!
And if you are so fucking stupid to say "i believe every word of the Bible" then own it, go out there and get a slave and beat the fuck out of him when he talks back to you. And well you are at it, go stone some motherfuckers for alcoholism, kill those pricks. I mean if it is cool with Jesus, then all is good.
Own it oldmansrt, be a good boy and make god proud.
And when you are done with that, go kill some gay men, especially those that dress up in women's clothing and hang out public restrooms. The Bible says it is ok, so no worries on any punishment, you are doing gods work.
Oh and if you could find time to ask god why he's such an asshole (ya know since you speak with him) I'd like an answer to that. Last month I was at a children's hospital, saw little kids with various diseases walking around, and some so sick they couldn't move. What a fucking scumbag this god dude is. Why did he give 3 year old kids terminal cancer? I mean that is fucked up. I mean I know he has to pay attention to those baseball players that kiss their gold cross before they step up to the plate, ya gotta listen to them and make sure they hit the ball. But ya think he could find time to cure cancer in a two year old girl. So yeah, if you could ask him why he's such an asshole I'd appreciate it.
Now get out there and get a slave, you can get some good deals on em right now, ya don't want to pay full price, a discounted slave is better then a full price slave, everybody knows that.
Scares the fuck out of me that is for sure. If there was no religion Planet Earth would be such a better place to live in.
I am still looking for an answer on this, was just wondering why god decided to kill my friend? He could have killed him quick, but he/she decided to make it as painful and slow as possible, was just wondering why that's all. So if oldmansrt, DOGS THAT BARK, Cricket or anybody else that is in contact with god (e-mail or fax works as well) could let me know I'd appreciate it.
As for all those Priests that the Vatican continues to protect, ya know the ones that fuck kids, yes those Priests. They never dressed up in women's clothing in public restrooms, so no issue there. No need to ask god about that, all cool on that front.
Thanks in advance, if I could get an answer soon it would be much appreciated.
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Yes as we all know, Bible Thumpers are filled with joy and understanding, no hate in them at all. No judgment, no hate, just open minded individuals spreading the teachings of Jesus/god/Easter Bunny without a care in the world.
If you are busy, Can you get one of your slaves to send an e-mail to god and ask him why he killed my friend? God should answer if your name is in the subject line, you and god seem like good buddies, so I don't think he'll delete the e-mail. He might even comment on why he likes to give little kids cancer, so yeah if you could get one of your slaves to send that e-mail it would be great.
Thanks.
In 1985 my Dad died of cancer wasted awawy to nothing a few years ago one of my best friends died of ALS slow pain full death but they never complained because they new they were going to Heaven ive lost family and friends in horrable ways so i feel for you loss But Bad things happen to Good people and Good things happen to Bad people it is my hope to see them all again in Heaven and i hope to see your friend there as well as you
I'll send you a coupon for "buy one slave, get one free", we have to be here to help one another. As for the prayer, I'll pass, perhaps send it to all those little kids in children's hospitals. Oh wait, that does fuck all, so yeah, just pray for a base hit next time you are at bat, that should do the trick.
