One of my friends knows I am the COMPLETE gambling kiss of death. Lately, I have been EXTRA ice cold.
I joked with him that I would bet against Woods in all of the Majors for $5, just so he doesn't win any of them! :mj07:
Well, after round two of the Doobie Brothers Open here, I decided to "test the waters", so to speak. I have never spent a dime on Tiger Woods.
If you think about it, you could use him like a 401k fund, really. Put money on him every week, and double up when he loses. He wins so often.....you would be banking money.
Well, back to my story. I figured I'd see if I could cool off the Tiger. I wasn't going to go ape-shit, but I bet last night after the second round results were in:
Feb 1 5:29pm Golf - Pending 5.00 to win 1.43
1. Golf - Dubai Desert Classic January 30 - February 3, 2008
Odds to win
Odds to win the Dubai Desert Classic
Tiger Woods (-350) [pending]
Mind you, I was not interested in winning $1.43! :mj07:
I just wanted to see if my KOFD could reach a few thousand miles, and several time zones, and tap Tiger on the shoulder and say, "What up, muthafuka?"
Whadda ya know!!!!???? :mj07:
I swear to god......I leaned to my left and farted right as he yelled about that hooked drive!
"Goddammit!.....Come on!!"
:142smilie
I got an extra 5 bucks layin' around........Who ya want to lose the Super Bowl? :SIB