Eddie Haskell

[Bluemound Freak]

Sorry for the bullchit I started with you, I am man enough to apologize because now I know you where just trying to get a rise out of me! No hard feelings! I guess I owe everone who got involved in those posts this weekend an apology as well!


Sorry Eddie
Sorry to you other guys
Sorry to you Jack!

Good luck to you all!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Blue;

You owe no one an apology. Nor do I. You passionately expressed your views about difficult subjects as I, and the other members who posted last weekend. This is the great thing about this country, we can do it.

It gets carried away at times sure. Thats okay though as long as we don't resort to anything stupid. Look, my mother did die in 1986. Any negative comments about that were not taken seriously by me.

Gave some of you guys a verbal weapon you could use to try and hurt me and get under my skin. IF I LET IT. You did not know Mom Haskell. If you knew her and said negative comments, that would be a different story.

If someone, like me, cuts you on the internet, laugh at it. Felly mon, y, and Dr. Icecube have different views on most subjects than yours truly. Do I want to beat them up, yeah, but thats beside the point. No, seriously, just sharing views with emotion.

Good luck to you,
Eddie

 

[fatdaddycool]

Haskell,

Haskell,

Please see my reply in yyz's thread as I don't want to retype it here and also don't want to get into that thread anymore.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Eddie,

Eddie,

that was intended as kind of an olive branch extended by me, so unless I am on your pay no mind to list I will consider this behind us. As I don't like loose ends. One more thing, I don't think all lawyers are bad, my problem is with a select few things that are, in my opinion, bad in the Criminal Justice System.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Fat:

See my response in the other thread. Peace.

Eddie

 

[ddubs]

Eddie you f**king rascal, you. :thefinger

This Crack Rat guy makes you look like a saint.

As fatdaddy said, "I don't think all lawyers are bad, my problem is with a select few things that are, in my opinion, bad in the Criminal Justice System"

FWIW, You're ok in my book.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Here's one you'll find funny Eddie.....


Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle.
One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.

The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the physician in the window seat said,
" I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the attorney, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney's shoe and spat in it.

When he returned with the coke, the other physician said,
"That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and spat in it.

The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Oh yeah;

Well, try this one on for size. Excuse me if you've heard this;

What are the three biggest lies in Texas:

1. The F-150 is paid for;
2. I won this belt buckle at a rodeo; and
3. I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Eddie

P.S. ddubs, who is crack rat? Is he a johnson?

Eddie

 

[THE KOD]

Here is one Eddie


how do you know when a lawyer is lying ?


you see his lips move !



Just kidding, glad this is over with now. Lets get on with capping!



:moon: :moon: :moon:

Scott-Atlanta

 

[ddubs]

LMAO. I'm never having a coke at the lawyer's office again.

No, Eddie. That would be a compliment.

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Glad to see we are all coming together!!

 

[Juice]

things you never hear a redneck say:

Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
Duct tape won't fix that.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
Wrasslin's fake.
We're vegetarians.
Who's Richard Petty?
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
I've got it all on the C drive.
Checkmate.
Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Juice:

Checkmate!!!! classic.

Here's one: A legal question for you laymen out there. If a married couple from Texas move to California, are they still brother and sister?

Eddie

 

[Felonious Monk]

Eddie,

Texas has never been used in that joke....only Oklahoma and Arkansas. You cheated!

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Yeah damnit, Bama's where we marry kin folk!


Thank god I'm an only child!

 

[TexasBC6]

Eddie, I'm disappointed. You're usually pretty funny, but using the same jokes for different states? I seem to remember you using the one about the three biggest lies, but you were talking about Montana or Iowa or some shit. Cheater.

 

[Juice]

Hey FM,

FYI, just because I live in Canada don't mean that I fit the stereotype.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Tex:

Your right, I'm busted. I've just got this texas thing goin on now. You know the truth. Texas seems to have a tremendous number of beautiful women. I'm older than most of you yungins, but when Farah Fawcett was in her prime she was hot. Actually she still is hot for an old fart.

It seems to me that whenver I'm in Dallas (never been to Houston) I see more pretty womenin the airport and whats the name of that entertainment area near downtown (West Dallas or something like that).

I'm not trying to suck up here but, I do congratulate you guys on the physical beauty of your women. Not that you all had anything to do with it.

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Felly mon:

That photo reminds me of another lame joke. As you can see, I am not much of a joke teller.

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Texas?

Had it been invesnted in any other state it would have been called the teethbrush.

Let me say it before you all have a chance to reply. Booo. that sucks. your lame. liberal asswipe lawyer. Clinton-lover. I wanna kick your ass. fry the bitch. I used to lay pipe to your dead mother...

I'm going to kick my own ass for that last one.

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Well I took thoseshoeless, toothless hillbillies from South Carolina and laid 2 1/2 against my favorite team to bet against, Syracuse. I like those big, dumb farmers from Kansas to win it all. I think a Big 12 final monday night. Gonna go watch the Gamecocks.

What an interesting name.

I have a neighbor who graduated from South Carolina. Her favorite signs at basketball and football games were:

"Can't lick our cocks" and
"Our cocks are up and coming"

Great nickname.

Eddie