Eddie Haskell
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Now we got some Nordic popsickle from Minnesota adding his 2 cents. Look my little prarie home companion, add something of value here or keep your lack of opinions up there on that frozen tundra you call home. Hey Garrison Keeler, ever summer in Fond du lac?
Eddie, the warm and fuzzy
Eddie, the warm and fuzzy
Eddie Haskell said:
HIS?? did you say HIS?? now dem dar are fightin' words mister!!! LOL
even the *from* Minnesota is fightin' words......
can someone lay a cyber whoopin' on Eddie, please
PSSSSSSSTTT...........ddubs, that's Ya'll........not you all:nono:
And I thought you were aaaaaiiiiiight! LOL
And I thought you were aaaaaiiiiiight!
LOL
Eddie Haskell said:
Holy Shit!!!!!! You finally got the spelling right on my little town!
Now, if you can just get your "there", "their", and "they're" right once in a while, and your "to" and "too", I might actually believe that you have some sort job in a legal office.
I mean, really............that shit should have been learned in the early years, and since you are old enough to have gone to school before the liberals fuhked up the system, I must say, I am surprised!
(Oh, and another thing.........it's "a lot", not "alot".)
Thanks alot for reading this. Your the best, and their anit no more I can add, Eddie! Oopps! They're I go, again!
LMAO.
Doggoned it, Freak! Sumtines I ain't type so well.:thefinger
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Doggoned it, Freak! Sumtines I ain't type so well.:thefinger
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Been doin some thankin
Been doin some thankin
Yep, me and some a my good ol pals was a drankin the Cherry Colas and snackin on the Cheetos last nite (Snuck a few Zimas in there too), and watchin a National Geograffick Special on all the differnt breeds a sheep over in Yourup (And dontcha know theres some dandy ones - we plannin a trip there next Sprang Brake).
Well one thang leads to another thang and we begun to talk about this upcomin football season and how it conglommerates with last years football season and how us Horns fill about our prospecks this year.
As we was discussin this and that and what not, we went on to lookin at that Oaklahoma game. Hell, if you throw out that lucky forth qwarter them Sooner folk only beat us 7-3 and if you give us credit for that TD pass that BJ Johnson dropped we really beat them 10-7. And if it wernt for Coloradoes lucky first qwarter we woulda goat slapped them fools 67-32.
After all that discussion about all them lucky qwarters folks had on us last year us Horns is fillin pretty good about our prospecks this year. I mean how many lucky qwarters can a team expeck to get abused by in a two year span?
Then, my Horn buddies went home and I got to thankin how OU really lost 7-5 to Oklahoma State if you dont count that lucky first qwarter and they really lost 14-7 to Nubraska if you dont count that lucky second qwarter and they really dident win no Championship and it kinda throwed a monky plyers at me and my plans on us winnin the National Championship due to how we was 5-0.
...and now Ime more cunfuzed than the time I woked up neckid in Farmer Jones sheep pasture with nuttin on but my knee high brown patent leather boots and a Chewy Chewbacka mask.
Been doin some thankin
Yep, me and some a my good ol pals was a drankin the Cherry Colas and snackin on the Cheetos last nite (Snuck a few Zimas in there too), and watchin a National Geograffick Special on all the differnt breeds a sheep over in Yourup (And dontcha know theres some dandy ones - we plannin a trip there next Sprang Brake).
Well one thang leads to another thang and we begun to talk about this upcomin football season and how it conglommerates with last years football season and how us Horns fill about our prospecks this year.
As we was discussin this and that and what not, we went on to lookin at that Oaklahoma game. Hell, if you throw out that lucky forth qwarter them Sooner folk only beat us 7-3 and if you give us credit for that TD pass that BJ Johnson dropped we really beat them 10-7. And if it wernt for Coloradoes lucky first qwarter we woulda goat slapped them fools 67-32.
After all that discussion about all them lucky qwarters folks had on us last year us Horns is fillin pretty good about our prospecks this year. I mean how many lucky qwarters can a team expeck to get abused by in a two year span?
Then, my Horn buddies went home and I got to thankin how OU really lost 7-5 to Oklahoma State if you dont count that lucky first qwarter and they really lost 14-7 to Nubraska if you dont count that lucky second qwarter and they really dident win no Championship and it kinda throwed a monky plyers at me and my plans on us winnin the National Championship due to how we was 5-0.
...and now Ime more cunfuzed than the time I woked up neckid in Farmer Jones sheep pasture with nuttin on but my knee high brown patent leather boots and a Chewy Chewbacka mask.
Bahama Mama:
I am so sorry. After seeing your picture, kindly provided by one of the other dolts, I must apologize. I had no idea you were female. I just assumed you were male since most ot the idiots who post here have johnsons (how am I doin Monk, do you think I have any chance with Ms. B. Mama.)
Ba, may I call you Ba? You are a knockout. Would you ever consider going out with a liberal democratic lawyer from Cincinnati. I graduated near the top of my class from the University of Cincinnati. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth unlike some people from Texas who are one-step above white trash.
I am easy to get along with and never make waves. I have made a bunch of new friends here on the internet who will vouch for me. Felly mon, y, Blue, Dr. Freeze, Fat, Time, Ry, dubs, Scott, Tex. I even have new international friends from Australia in Mr. Christo.
I'm sure they will all give me great character references. Tell me about yourself. Do you have an interest in sports? Gambling? Who do you like this weekend? Personally, I think Kansas will win it all. How' life in Minnesota. You are one cute popsickle.
What misfortune brought you to this site with the aformentioned low-lifes. These lame brains will not be able to hold a decent conversation with you. That is where I come in. Lets chat over lunch.
Once again I apologize for thinking you were a guy. I'm not real good at the computer but I would like to start a pole (y correct my spelling) to see if you guys think Ba would like Eddie and maybe meet him for lunch in a town halfway between Minnesota and Cincinnati, say.....uhm...Fond du lac, Wisoconsin.
Y, could serve us lunch. Is it a date?
Eddie, the stud
I am so sorry. After seeing your picture, kindly provided by one of the other dolts, I must apologize. I had no idea you were female. I just assumed you were male since most ot the idiots who post here have johnsons (how am I doin Monk, do you think I have any chance with Ms. B. Mama.)
Ba, may I call you Ba? You are a knockout. Would you ever consider going out with a liberal democratic lawyer from Cincinnati. I graduated near the top of my class from the University of Cincinnati. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth unlike some people from Texas who are one-step above white trash.
I am easy to get along with and never make waves. I have made a bunch of new friends here on the internet who will vouch for me. Felly mon, y, Blue, Dr. Freeze, Fat, Time, Ry, dubs, Scott, Tex. I even have new international friends from Australia in Mr. Christo.
I'm sure they will all give me great character references. Tell me about yourself. Do you have an interest in sports? Gambling? Who do you like this weekend? Personally, I think Kansas will win it all. How' life in Minnesota. You are one cute popsickle.
What misfortune brought you to this site with the aformentioned low-lifes. These lame brains will not be able to hold a decent conversation with you. That is where I come in. Lets chat over lunch.
Once again I apologize for thinking you were a guy. I'm not real good at the computer but I would like to start a pole (y correct my spelling) to see if you guys think Ba would like Eddie and maybe meet him for lunch in a town halfway between Minnesota and Cincinnati, say.....uhm...Fond du lac, Wisoconsin.
Y, could serve us lunch. Is it a date?
Eddie, the stud
Blue:
You do not want to mess with me, especially when I'm in the middle of courtin a ladyfriend. As you know, I am quite popular around here as I won the 2002 Madjacks Most Annoying Contest. So don't mess with this contest winner.
How do ya think I will do with Miss Bahama Mama.
Eddie
You do not want to mess with me, especially when I'm in the middle of courtin a ladyfriend. As you know, I am quite popular around here as I won the 2002 Madjacks Most Annoying Contest. So don't mess with this contest winner.
How do ya think I will do with Miss Bahama Mama.
Eddie
Bahama:
Who told you. Alas, sad but true. My lucky wife has been successfull at making me keep the johnson in the barn for the last 23 years.
Just got back from Dennys. You are a beautiful lady. Well if we can't go out, I would like to fix you up with my new best friend. How bout Y? I have absolutely no doubt that he is unmarried and will remain so for the rest of his life. He probably goes one and out dating women.
Y is a wonderful guy. A bit particular on his spelling and somewhat anal (not literally) but overall all the guys like him. You guys could have lunch in Fond du lac. They have this great new McDonalds that just opened on the highway if you don't mind going Dutch. Give Y a chance.
Eddie, the matchmaker
Who told you. Alas, sad but true. My lucky wife has been successfull at making me keep the johnson in the barn for the last 23 years.
Just got back from Dennys. You are a beautiful lady. Well if we can't go out, I would like to fix you up with my new best friend. How bout Y? I have absolutely no doubt that he is unmarried and will remain so for the rest of his life. He probably goes one and out dating women.
Y is a wonderful guy. A bit particular on his spelling and somewhat anal (not literally) but overall all the guys like him. You guys could have lunch in Fond du lac. They have this great new McDonalds that just opened on the highway if you don't mind going Dutch. Give Y a chance.
Eddie, the matchmaker
