Eddie on Monday Night Football

[Eddie Haskell]

Ye kids, I plan on being on Monday Night Football tonight during the Bengals - Steelers game at Paul Brown Stadium. Will I be wearing some orange and black darth vadar outfit? Will I be wearing some orange and black futuristic outfit a la black hole from Oakland?

Fair inquiries, however, off base. Speaking of base, I will be wearing a throwback Cincinnati Reds jacket from the 70's. My guess is that the ESPN camera's may pick it up because my seats are on the 50 in the lower bowl, the jacket is red, Sparky died last week, they are running a tribute to Sparky on the big screen at Great American Ball Park and most every one else will be in black and orange or black and gold. I will stand out like the sore thumb that I am.

So if any of you dweeb-iz-izzzs see a very handsome man, in a throwback Reds jacket with a twenty year old standing next too him (Eddie Jr.) slopping down a cold one, you will see the first Madjacker ever on Monday Night Football.

Yours truly,
Eddie, the attention whore

 

[dunclock]

:mj07: have fun buddy :0074

 

[Eddie Haskell]

:mj07: have fun buddy :0074

Dunc:

That is a hard thing to do being a bengals fan.

Ed

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Eddie

Your Bearcat coach blows

That is all

Bob

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Eddie

Your Bearcat coach blows

That is all

Bob

Bob:

You don't like him? How do you think Declan Sullivan feels about him? Besides that he is fine with UC's type of athelete (minor felons who have completed 7th grade).

Oh yeah, you owe me 5 bucks.

Eddie

 

[Morris]

You aren't going to hold up a Madjacks sign? :facepalm:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

You aren't going to hold up a Madjacks sign? :facepalm:

Nope. Gonna hold up a buy health, auto, and homeowners from Wayne in Bowling Green, Kentucky sign.

Eddie

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Eddie - I know this thread is about you and your fancy seats, but you never come around here anymore and I miss you. . . . not as much as I miss my fiver. . . but whatever.

A friend of mine just spanked Walmart for a cool $15 Mil. You'd be proud of him.


http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/11/15m-verdict-against-wal-mart-in-weld-county-district-court/

 

[Old School]

Nope. Gonna hold up a buy health, auto, and homeowners from Wayne in Bowling Green, Kentucky sign.

Eddie

good stuff.......:mj07:

 

[bohawk]

EddieHaskel-Man: Will be looking for you,my man!
Probably be more exciting than the "Bungles"!:0074 :toast:

 

[yyz]

NOTE:


Hauling a beat-up, 40 year old, jacket out of your closet, doesn't make it a "throw back".

:0008

 

[Woodson]

Eddie,

It's going to be tough to catch you on TB with Pittsburgh always in the red zone :sadwave:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Nope. Gonna hold up a buy health, auto, and homeowners from Wayne in Bowling Green, Kentucky sign.

Eddie

I trying to slow down Edward but appreciate the gesture

:toast:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I trying to slow down Edward but appreciate the gesture

:toast:

Wayne:

How can a guy from Bowling Green, Kentucky "slow down". I would never have described your prior pace as a new york minute.

Y:

So there were a few moth's coming from the jacket pockets and it had a few cigarette burns. That in and of itself doesn't necessarily disqualify it as a "throwback".

Bob:

Been quite busy but plan on being around more. Was in Los Angles for a few weeks at Barbra Billingsly's funeral. Tough loss. She was like a mom to me.

Woodie & Bo:

Game got good in the last couple of minutes. But as usual, the Bengals do what they do best. Lose. Shitty play calling and time managment. 43 years of Brown Family ownership. 0 championships. The ugly constant.

Reporting live from the Queen City, this is Eddie Haskell. Back to you in the studio.

 

[louthesz]

i dint car wher ya from---that ther haskell

boy is one funny mofo:0074 :mj07:

 

[Lumi]

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