Expected Results of Marine's Triath(e)lon.....

gardenweasel

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i gotta cut marine some slack...the whole "if she leads at any point" schtick makes it sound like she`s one of those w.a.b.`s that wakes up every morning with a chip on heri shoulder and sand in her vagina....

what happened to women`s lib?....they start even...she`s an experienced tri-athlete and marine`s just an average joe with a walmart balloon tire-tubed american flyer... that didn`t even have the time to train properly...

i`m with you marine...
 

marine

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For her to win, she must either pass me at some point in the race or finish with a better time overall than me.

:mj03:

So what happened to this part of the original agreement :shrug:

:00x16

It's just not patriotic to boo a marine but.......

I think you discovered you couldn't use your water wings and opted for playing with your bucket in the sand :mj07:

And now I see BetJam won't give me my wager back on the over 1'38' :mj16: Said DNP plays counted as losses :mj07:

Guess we'll have to stoop to an Air Force guy's word next time :142smilie

I know i know. I'm not overly happy with it either. But, the rules had to be changed. She knew, and planned, that her shot to win would be to get in the water and pass me right away and then run the race at her own pace.

As for me not running it at all... I had nothing to gain from doing it, except maybe a free ride in the back of an ambulance and a chance for my kids to learn what the words "cardiac arrest" mean.

So feel free to call me a lil panzee all you want. I'm fine with it.
 

fatdaddycool

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I know i know. I'm not overly happy with it either. But, the rules had to be changed. She knew, and planned, that her shot to win would be to get in the water and pass me right away and then run the race at her own pace.

As for me not running it at all... I had nothing to gain from doing it, except maybe a free ride in the back of an ambulance and a chance for my kids to learn what the words "cardiac arrest" mean.

So feel free to call me a lil panzee all you want. I'm fine with it.


I highly doubt I will ever call someone a pansy that offered to have a "Big Red" bottle crammed in his can all in the name of anal fornication with the wife................you're a Renaissance man by God! I applaud your skills in "backing out" as it would have done nothing butt hurt you in the "end".

hope this helps,
FDC
 
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