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AR182

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Jimbo just scored 27,493 points on Dildo Quest!

Seriously?


I check my account about once a week, and I never write a word on it. But, my fuck! The people who live on that place are amazing tools!

Does any of this sound familiar:

"One more day of work, then two off!"

"You won't believe what my little (place fucking angel's name here) did today!"

"Heading off to ______ in ten minutes!" (Followed later by) "Just got back from_________!"

...and on, and on, and........Christ all fucking on!

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: it's so true...
 

gardenweasel

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My wifes best friend since grade school is now a 56 year old lady. She always hated the computer but for some reason she just discovered Facebook. My wife, does not have Facebook but I do and my 23 year old Daughter does. My daughter is suffering terribly from Manic Depression. Despite graduating from the Culinary Isnstitute of America she has been unable to work since the beginning of January. Previous to that she had 4 c-section type surgeries in a year to remove a tumor from her ovaries and complications. So it has not been a good couple of years.
This lady knows all this. And she is not trying to be mean but she is a pain in the A$$.
She feels the need to tell us when she wakes up. "Good morning! I am up!" She posts "insperational sayings" And she feels the need to comment of every post. If she is not writing on the wall she is sending In Box messages.
One wall message she posted on my daughters wall was (Daughter Name) Tell your problems to God.
I get it too from her but I just fluff it off. I told my daughter to just ignore her.
So she sent my daughter an INBOX message. "I guess you have me on hide because you never answer my comments. I'm going to bed now. Have a goodnight."
I don't need this nut and it is worse for my daughter who is just this side of a nervous breakdown on a good day.
Any hints on how to nicely tell this nut to get a life.

with friends like these,who needs enemas?...
 

yyz

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I just went to see what all the kids had to say. Here are the actual things that the last 10 people have:

  • Suzanne just earned the 'Knock on Wood' yellow ribbon in FarmVille!
  • 3 days off, gonna take my troubled daughter and put her to work tomorrow!
  • I hate the way yogurt spits at you when you open it!!
  • Can't wait to play buzz ball tomorrow
  • wishes his days off were here.
  • time for work...TGIF!
  • Back to work today :(
  • (same person who wrote the one 2 back) i'm so glad today is friday...check out this next week: off wednesday, play softball at work for 3 hours on thursday, leave work at 9:30 friday, off saturday, first shift sunday, work regular monday and tuesday, first shift on wednesday (so i ca...n play our first game of kickball) and then i'm on vacation through the 13th. HOW GREAT IS THIS?!
  • Teri requested help in Cuba with the Capture An Army Outpost job in Mafia Wars.
  • off to Bay Beach for a picnic and some fun!
 

vinnie

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You should get friends like Jack and me - it's always entertaining


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FORGET ABOUT MY LAST POST HOW DO U SIGN UP ? :00hour
 
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BobbyBlueChip

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I just went to see what all the kids had to say. Here are the actual things that the last 10 people have:

  • Suzanne just earned the 'Knock on Wood' yellow ribbon in FarmVille!
  • 3 days off, gonna take my troubled daughter and put her to work tomorrow!
  • I hate the way yogurt spits at you when you open it!!
  • Can't wait to play buzz ball tomorrow
  • wishes his days off were here.
  • time for work...TGIF!
  • Back to work today :(
  • (same person who wrote the one 2 back) i'm so glad today is friday...check out this next week: off wednesday, play softball at work for 3 hours on thursday, leave work at 9:30 friday, off saturday, first shift sunday, work regular monday and tuesday, first shift on wednesday (so i ca...n play our first game of kickball) and then i'm on vacation through the 13th. HOW GREAT IS THIS?!
  • Teri requested help in Cuba with the Capture An Army Outpost job in Mafia Wars.
  • off to Bay Beach for a picnic and some fun!

Do you have friends outside of Wisconsin? :shrug:
 

yyz

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Do you have friends outside of Wisconsin? :shrug:

Why would I?

I don't usually drive that far to say "hi".


I jioned FB to keep an eye on my kid's page, and all of the sudden I get "friend requests". Well, I accept them, so when I log in each week, I read that front page, and this is the stuff that is on there!

But, as has been stated.......it seems to be all that place is good for.

:shrug:
 

Agent 0659

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Absolutely nothing. And I have the common sense to not think anyone gives two fucks about it.

Well you are obviously in the minority, by a long shot.

If I still lived in Indy, I would likely feel the same way. But since I moved out to Colorado it has been a saving grace to keep in contact with old friends and family.
 

yyz

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Well you are obviously in the minority, by a long shot.

If I still lived in Indy, I would likely feel the same way. But since I moved out to Colorado it has been a saving grace to keep in contact with old friends and family.

Actually, the majority of people are born and die within 100 miles of the same place. But, I can see how keeping in touch with people would be an important piece of life.

I just don't see how, "I had a bowl of oatmeal" fits the bill?

Seriously. If you ran into these same people on the street, would that come up in the conversation?
 

Agent 0659

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What I meant by minority is the fact you don't "get" or like FB.

I am going to check out Twitter soon :)
 

hedgehog

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I'd guess that the majority of Facebookers can't find Iraq on a globe, either.

can you:mj07:

facebook is good to keep up with people you lost touch with throughout the years. I have an account and enjoy it. I even have some friends from here:shrug: don't knock it till you try it
 
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