harold reynolds

[yyz]

Sad news for the ESPN family, tonight. It has been learned that one of our long time greats has been let go, after many years of loyal service.

Harold Reynolds "Wrap", has been fired for apparently having inappropriate relations with, "My" Bonnie "lies over just about anything", Bernstein.

Several months back, after a few too many libations, Reynolds was taking Bernstein back to her car. Witnesses reported that he was rumblin', bumblin', stumblin'!!!!!.......When they got to the car, he shoved her in the back, back, back, back, back seat, as all inhibitions were, GONE!!!!

Once in the car, it was Harold Reynolds "Wrap that soldier.....he's heading to battle!" He had no doubt that, He could........go.......all......the.....way!

Witnesses reported that Bernstein appeared to be flailing like a third base coach waving the winning run home in game seven of the World Series, but those reports have yet to be substantiate.......

At some point during the event, Bonnie "Rug" Bernstein, cried foul, as the friction on her knees became unmanageable.

Ferdie Pacheco will review the tapes, to see if it should have been called earlier...........

Stay tuned for further details.

 

[boilermaker]

Holy shit :scared

you have got to be kidding me w/ that suzy kolber comment

she has a perma-helmet haircut and she looks like a 10 year old boy

veeeeeeeeeeeeeery questionable :shrug:

Hell Kolber sounds like a dude when he/she talks. For all we know he/she might be packing meat.

 

[acehistr8]

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/was-this-why-harold-got-the-axe-189733.php

 

[Ronnie]

F U C K ESPN! :thefinger

 

[SixFive]

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/was-this-why-harold-got-the-axe-189733.php

uhh, from the above site, what is this??

:shrug:

 

[s_dooley24]

ESPN's Reynolds fired for sexual harassment?
'I gave a woman a hug and I felt like it was misinterpreted,' ex-analyst says

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14026863/

 

[yyz]

I think Harry will land on his feet some place. He's too good to go unemployed.

 

[Franky Wright]

A couple of dandy's from the message board: :com:


chopper dave says:
Pff! Like Gammons never whipped out his li'l green monster. :SIB

Big Daddy Drew says:
Harold has issued this statement in his defense:
"Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on her... sweet can. So I grab her... sweet can. Oh, just thinking about her... can. I just wish I had her... sweet sweet s-s-sweet can." :mj07:

 

[Blazer]

Sad news for the ESPN family, tonight. It has been learned that one of our long time greats has been let go, after many years of loyal service.

Harold Reynolds "Wrap", has been fired for apparently having inappropriate relations with, "My" Bonnie "lies over just about anything", Bernstein.

Several months back, after a few too many libations, Reynolds was taking Bernstein back to her car. Witnesses reported that he was rumblin', bumblin', stumblin'!!!!!.......When they got to the car, he shoved her in the back, back, back, back, back seat, as all inhibitions were, GONE!!!!

Once in the car, it was Harold Reynolds "Wrap that soldier.....he's heading to battle!" He had no doubt that, He could........go.......all......the.....way!

Witnesses reported that Bernstein appeared to be flailing like a third base coach waving the winning run home in game seven of the World Series, but those reports have yet to be substantiate.......

At some point during the event, Bonnie "Rug" Bernstein, cried foul, as the friction on her knees became unmanageable.

Ferdie Pacheco will review the tapes, to see if it should have been called earlier...........

Stay tuned for further details.

Thanks Boomer..... :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: