Hondo

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Sizzling Hondo and the red-hot Indians: That?s an unbeatable combination. The Native Americans cruised to their 13th straight victory, which gave His Aitchness a fifth straight triumph that improved his runaway profits to a career-high 2,376 oylers.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will give nods to Fulmer and Perez, both of whom are a victory away from earning stalls in Hondo?s Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 unites apiece on the Tigers and Rangers.

 

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White-hot Hondo extended his winning streak to seven Friday night when he connected with the Tigers and Rangers to send the profits skyrocketing to 2,576 wigginses.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch likes Pomeranz (as a home Pomeranian) against Nova and the Yankees ? 20 units.

 

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Hondo, aka Senor Sizzle, cashed again Saturday night, scoring with the Padres for an eighth straight triumph that boosted the earnings to 2,676 broglios.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will try to spur the Cubs to a victory with a 20-unit play on Jonny Lager over Syndergaard.

 

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Hondo had his winning streak halted at eight on Sunday when the overrated Lovable Losers from Chicago were thoroughly thrashed by the Mets, which reduced the earnings to 2,556 boudreaus.

Monday: Mr. Aitch will try to get back on track with Salazar and the Tribe ? 20 units on Danny to be a boon to the bottom line.

 

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Hondo, who had his winning streak snapped at eight on Sunday by the Cubs, lost his action with the Indians Monday night because the game was off the board. Thus, the earnings remained at 2,556 alomars.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch likes the Rangers? price better than the Sawx?s Price ? 20 units on Griffin.

 

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Hondo returned to action after a no-play Monday and nailed it Tuesday night with the Rangers, who hammered the Sawx to increase the runaway earnings to 2,719 whitakers.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will give nods to Perez and Fulmer, who have become two of the starring studs in his Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 units apiece on the Rangers and Tigers.

 

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Hondo dropped a squeaker with the Rangers at Fenway Pahk on Wednesday night, which partially offset his afternoon delightful gain with the Tigers and left him with 2,735 rettenmunds in the account
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Thursday night: Mr. Aitch expects Hyun-Jin Ryu to be rusty in his first start in 640 days ? 20 units on Pomeranz and the Padres to prevail in L.A.

 

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The Padres showed the Dodgers who their daddies are Thursday night when, as correctly forecast by Hondo, they pummeled the rusty Ryu to expand the ever widening wad to 2,872 washburns.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will get in the boat with Michael and rely on him to row it ashore to victory in Milwaukee ? 20 units on Wacha and the Cards.

 

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Hondo gave some back on Friday night when the Cards were beaten by the Brewers on the always exciting delayed walk-off play at the plate, which reduced the earnings to 2,742 pearsons.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will spread his wings and call on the Angels to give some holy hell to the Birds ? 20 units on Tropeano.

 

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Sloppy Joe Smith chucked one away for the Angels on Saturday in Baltimore, which resulted in a second straight loss for Hondo and a reduction in his earnings to 2,642 nagys.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will mambo with Carlos ? 20 units on Carrasco and the Tribe to be heroic against Masahiro.

 

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In the year 2525 you may again find a handicapper who has closed out the first half with robust earnings of 2,525 fillions ? as Hondo did Sunday despite a loss with the Indians ? but probably not.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will fill the void with a hunch play at Yonkers ? one unit on Carlos Danger to show in the seventh.

 

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Carlos Danger raced but, surprisingly, failed to show in the seventh at Yonkers on Monday night, so Hondo?s earnings took a minor tumble to 2,520 callisons.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will plug in an investment on the Junior Circuit in the Mid-Summer Flaccid Classic ? 20 units on the AL.

 

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The American League stars came through again for Hondo, showing their superiority to the Senior Circuiteers and elevating the earnings to 2,654 turcottes.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch is off to the races, specifically the fifth at Belmont, with a $2 exacta box comprised of Geaux Mets, Jeter and Pegasus Red.

 

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Hondo, who collected with the AL on Tuesday night, missed with his three-horse exacta box (Geaux Mets, Jeter, Pegasus Red) in the fifth at Belmont on Wednesday, which reduced the earnings slightly to 2,542 kapps.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will go north of the border for a 10-unit play on Winnipeg?s rugged defense to chill the Edmonton Eskimos.

 

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Hondo came up a half a rouge short of covering with the Blue Bombers on Thursday night. However, given his limited knowledge of the CFL, he wisely invested only half of his usual allotment of DDP&As (disposable dead presidents and abolitionists), so his earnings were reduced only to 2, 567 crandalls.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will give Lucas Harrell a shot to earn consideration for a stall in the Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 units on the Braves to stone the Rockies.

 

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Hondo teed it up with the Braves to start the back nine and went out of bounds Friday night when they were pummeled by the Rockies to slash the earnings to 2,467 witts.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will give it a whirl with Darvish because Yu never know ? 20 units on the Rangers to chew up the Cubs at Wrigley. Also, 20 on Tillman to make a deposit in the till, man.

 

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Hondo stumbled with the usually reliable Rangers on Saturday but was bailed out by the Birds, who nipped the Rays to leave the earnings holding firm at 2,467 kalines.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will let the stud of the stable out of his stall ? 20 units on Fulmer to stymie the Royals. Also, 20 on Maeda and the Dodgers to slay the Snakes.

 

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Hondo hit with Fulmer and the Tigers on Sunday but missed with Maeda and the Dodgers, whose failure to carry out their assignment in Arizona reduced the earnings to 2,407 kranepools.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects Matz to help the Mets extend their mastery over America?s Lovable Losers ? 20 units.

 

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Rizzo and the Cubs were too much for Matz and the Mets to handle Monday night, so Hondo took another step in the wrong direction as his earnings were sliced to 2,307 amalfitanos.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will try again with the Metamucils ? 20 units on Syndergaard to do a thorough job of shutting down the Small Bears.

 

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Hondo stopped the bleeding Tuesday night when Familia doused his own inferno, which enabled the Mets to hang on at Wrigley and expand the wad to 2,447 dierkers.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will take a shot with Mister Fister ? 20 units on the ?Stros to punch out the A?s.