Hondo

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Hondo was on the money Wednesday with Mister Fister and the ?Stros, whose near letter-perfect outing against the A?s raised the earnings to 2,547 weavers.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will wing it with the Birds in El Bronx ? 20 units on Tillman.

 

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Hondo rang the register Thursday with Tillman and the Orioles, cruising in El Bronx to inflate the earnings to a crisp 2,647 freehans.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch, riding a three-game winning streak, will play his ace ? 20 units on Fulmer, the former Mets prospect, to bring down the Pale Hose. Also, 20 on Wacha and the Cards to deck the Dodgers.

 

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Hondo cashed Friday night with the Tigers and Cards, who worked long and hard to dispose of the Dodgers and increase the earnings to 2,847 zacharys.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will put de-cash on deGrom to deny deMarlins ? 20 units on deMets.

 

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Hondo?s latest winning streak came to a halt at five Saturday night when the Mets flopped in Miami to trim the earnings to 2,747 fellers.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will give the nod to Klubes at Camden Yards ? 20 units on the Native Americans to have their way with Worley

 

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The good ship Hondo ran aground Sunday when the Indians were walked off in Baltimore, which reduced the earnings to 2,617 griches.

Monday night: It looks like a Code Red situation for Mr. Aitch, who has lost two straight. As a result, he will put 20 units on Santiago and the Halos to stop the Royals.

 

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Hondo stopped his two-game mini-slide Monday night when the Angels turned in a hellacious performance in Kansas City to bump up the earnings to 2,725 buhners.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Archer to make the Dodgers quiver ? 20 units on the Rays. Also, 20 on King Felix and the Mariners to rule in Pittsburgh.

 

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Hondo opened Tuesday night?s double dip by cashing with the Mariners, but closed by paying with the Rays, so the earnings held firm at 2,725 greenbergs.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will give the ball to the stud in his Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 units on Fulmer to hose the Sawx. Also, in the year of the first timer in golf?s majors, 10 units on Sergio Garcia at 25-1 to break through at Baltusrol.

 

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The Tigers made a deposit for Hondo on Wednesday, nipping the Sawx at Fenway to elevate the earnings to 2,830 kuenns.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch will go with the Brewers over the D?backs in the kinky Ray-Davies matchup, even if it takes All Day And All of the Night ? 20 units.

 

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Hondo kept the ol? horsehide rolling in the right direction Thursday when he cashed with the Brewers to inflate the chunky wad to 2,930 bosios.

Friday: With Hondo 3000 looming, Mr. Aitch will close up shop early with some day baseball at Wrigley ? 20 units on Iwakuma and the Mariners to chug past Lester, aka Jonny Lager.

 

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Hondo took a double beating Friday when he was betrayed by the Mariners and Sergio Garcia, who will have a difficult time winning the PGA after missing the cut. As a result, the wad was shrunk to 2,780 youngbloods.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will try to beef up the earnings with a play on Bartolo ? 20 units on the Metamucils.

 

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The only thing more foolish than the Mets having 43-year-old Bartolo Colon pitch on three-days rest Saturday night was betting on him, which is why Hondo?s earnings were reduced to 2,645 stanhouses.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch is counting on Tillman to make a contribution to The Cause ? 20 units on the Orioles to extinguish the Jays.