Hondo

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The Orioles flew to Hondo?s financial rescue Sunday when they rallied past the Blue Jays in 12 to lift the earnings to an even 2,800 jensens.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will give E-Rod a shot to earn some consideration for a stall in the Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 units on the Bosawx to sail in Seattle.

 

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Rodriguez and the Bosawx pitched in with a win for Hondo on Monday night, nipping the Mariners in the ninth to increase the earnings to 2,909 mauchs.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will try to make some noise with Roarrrrk ? 20 units on the Nationals to silence the Snakes.

 

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Hondo, red-hot again, broke through the 3,000 barrier Tuesday night when he breezed with the Nationals in Phoenix to beef up the meaty wad to 3,009 woodeshicks.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Fulmer to ace another test ? 20 units on the Tigers to shred Sale.

 

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Hondo, aka Se?or Sizzle, kept the ball rolling in the right direction Wednesday night when he cashed with Fulmer and the Tigers to raise the runaway earnings to a bulky 3,109 sundbergs.

Thursday night: Mr Aitch envisions the Orioles doing a lot of whiffin? against Griffin ? 20 units on the Rangers.

 

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Hot Hondo continued to pile up the wins and cash Thursday night when he scored with the Rangers to improve the winnings streak to five and increase the earnings to 3,224 mosebys.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will try a Blue Jay play in Kansas City ? 20 units on Liriano.

 

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Blazing Hondo ran his winning streak to six Friday night when Devon Travis powered the Blue Jays in Kansas City to send the earnings soaring to 3,324 pagans.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch is looking for the Giants to defy the odds against Strasburg and the Nats ? 20 units on Cain.

 

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The Giants put the finishing touch on a week?s worth of Hondo victories Saturday night when they defied the huge odds against the Nationals to lift the earnings to 3,539 guldens.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will give Tanaka a ?hiro?s welcome if he is able to shut down the Tribe ? 20 units on the Yankees.

 

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Hondo, the hottest man in handicapping, collected again Sunday, scoring with the Yankees to increase the winning streak to eight and raise the earnings to 3,644 gibsons.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will turn to the stud in the Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 units on Fulmer to mind his Ps and Qs and KO the Ms.

 

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Hondo saw his winning streak screech to a halt at eight Monday night when Fulmer and the Tigers flopped in Seattle to reduce the earnings to 3,536 graces.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will hit the bright lights of the big Citi for a 20-unit play on Greinke and the D?backs to generate some greenbacks.

 

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Hondo, whose winning streak was snapped at eight Monday night, bounced back Tuesday night when the D?backs slithered to victory in the big Citi to expand the wad to 3,636 stoddards.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will see what Gallardo can do for The Cause ? 20 units on the O?s over the A?s in Oakland.

 

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The Orioles accomplished absolutely nothing Wednesday night in Oakland, where they were blanked by the A?s to cause Hondo?s earnings to tumble to 3,501 rolfes.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will try to catch Pineda with his biorhythms in sync, which, although rare, can be rewarding ? 20 units on the Yankees over the Sawx.

 

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Hondo collected a small pile of dough Thursday night when the Yankees rallied past the Sawx to inflate the earnings to a season-high 3,667 chances.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will give Skaggs a tryout for the Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 units on the Angels to wake up and fly right in Cleveland.

 

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Not even Hondo?s golden touch could prevent the Angels from losing their eighth straight, which happened Friday night in Cleveland and caused the earnings to fall to 3,567 moyers.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch couldn?t beat Iwakuma with the Tigers on Monday night, so he will join him for a 20-unit investment in Oakland. Also, 20 on Davies and the Brew Crew to bring down the Reds.

 

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Hondo was betrayed by the Brewers on Saturday night, but the Mariners took care of business in Oakland, so the earnings dropped only slightly to 3,547 larys.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will give Fulmer an opportunity to make amends ? 20 units on the Tigers to topple Texas.

 

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Former Mets prospect-turned-Tigers-ace Michael Fulmer pitched his way back into Hondo?s good graces Sunday when he blanked the Rangers to raise the profits to 3,647 lonborgs.

Monday: Mr. Aitch will give Drew his due ? 20 units on Pomeranz and the Sawx to sawk it to the Tribe.

 

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The Sawx kept on rockin? Monday in Cleveland, which enabled Hondo to keep on rollin? as the earnings climbed to a season-high 3,750 splittorffs.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will depend on Duffy to be a model of excellence against Zoolander ? 20 units on the Royals.

 

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Hondo soared to new heights Tuesday night when he cashed with the Royals over Zoolander in Detroit to put the winning streak at three and raise the runaway profits to 3,873 motas.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch sees the Nova-Cain matchup as a pain-free investment opportunity ? 20 units on the Pirates.

 

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Hondo moved oh-so-close to the 4,000 mark Wednesday when the Pirates rallied heroically on his behalf in San Fran to inflate the earnings to 3,984 piniellas.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch, after extreme vetting of the Pitching Form, has decided to let in Iwakuma, who showed in his last outing he is seriously interested in joining the Stable of Stalwarts. Twenty units on the Mariners.

 

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Hondo was denied a vault over the 4,000 barrier Thursday night when the Mariners capsized in Anaheim to end his latest winning streak at four and lower the earnings to 3,879 cochranes.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch hopes to keep his Big Green Investment Machine purring with a play on the Tigers ? 20 units on Fulmer.

 

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Tigers ace Michael Fulmer is getting a little blas? about his status as the stud in Hondo?s Stable of Stalwarts, losing Friday for the second time in three starts to cause the earnings to fall to 3,771 hobsons.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will switch dugouts and put the normal allotment of DDP&As (disposable dead presidents and abolitionists) on Pomeranz ? 20 units on the Sawx to get their motor running in Detroit.