Hondo

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Hondo stopped his slide at two Saturday night when he cashed with Pomeranz and the Sawx in Detroit to widen the wad to 3,871 howards.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch is allowing Perez back into the stable for a tryout ? 20 units on the Rangers to rough up Smyly just for laughs.

 

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Now Hondo remembers why he tossed Perez from the rotation. The Ranger lefty was rocked by the Rays on Sunday, which trimmed the earnings to 3,771 lowensteins.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will try another mambo with Carlos ? 20 units on Carrasco and the Native Americans to bring their A?s game in Oakland.

 

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Hondo bounced back beautifully from Sunday?s stumble, riding Carrasco and the Tribe to a victory that expanded the wad to 3,871 trammells.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Anibal to haunt the Twins ? 20 units on the Tigers to strike a winning chord against Gibson.

 

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The Tigers carried out their assignment Tuesday night, tattooing the Twinkies to send Hondo?s runaway profits soaring to 3,971 quisenberrys.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will make an alpha bet with Mr. Gee ? 20 units on the Royals to find a way to beat Jose.

 

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Hondo had another opportunity to crash through the 4,000 barrier Wednesday night but was denied when the Royals failed in Miami, which reduced the earnings to 3,871 cronins.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch will let Pomeranz out of the stable ? 20 units on the Sawx to come out smelling like a rose against Odorizzi.

 

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The dreaded Bosawx were bad for Hondo?s business Thursday, getting nipped in St. Pete to reduce the earnings to 3,746 poquettes.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch believes anyone named Kennedy should be expected to prevail in Boston ? 20 units on the Royals to have their way with Mr. Wright.

 

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Hondo played some money ball Friday night with the Royals and was rewarded when they erupted early and cruised past the Bosawx to inflate the earnings to 3,889 saberhagens.

Saturday night: Given the matchup, Mr. Aitch sees no reason not to stick with Kansas City ? 20 units on Duff to kick butt in Fenway Pahk.

 

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Denied again. Hondo failed to get over the 4,000 barrier in his latest attempt because Duffy and the Royals flopped in Fenway Saturday night to lower the earnings to 3,789 hoaks.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will put his hard-earned DDP&As (disposable dead presidents and abolitionists) on Ivan The Phenomenal ? 20 units on the Pirates.

 

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Hondo cashed in Milwaukee on Sunday when the Pirates patched together a victory over the Brewers that raised the earnings to 3,889 charltons.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will give Iwakuma one more shot to earn a stall in the Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 units on the Mariners to topple the twirling Darvish.

 

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Hondo missed another opportunity to crash through the 4,000 barrier, getting stopped by the Mariners on Monday night to lower the earnings to 3,789 guras.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Volquez to keep the Royals warm by stifling the Bronx Sanchezes ? 20 units.

 

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Hondo whiffed Tuesday night with the Royals, whose inability to solve Chasen Shreve caused a second straight setback that reduced the earnings to 3,689.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch hopes Colon makes it his mission to outduel Mr. Phelps ? 20 units on the Metamucils.