Hondo

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Hondo made a mistake by the lake Wednesday night when he whiffed with the Royals against the Tribe for a fourth straight loss that trimmed his profits to 3,821 grogans.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will Brock and roll in Foxborough ? 20 units on Osweiler to prove again he knows how to beat the Patriots.

 

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Slumping Hondo racked up a fifth straight defeat on Thursday night when the horrible Texans were flogged in Foxborough to reduce the deficit to 3,721 schoendiensts.

Friday: Mr. Aitch again will go to the anti-Arrieta well, which generated a bucket of cash last time out ? 20 units on Leake to hose the Cubs.

 

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Hondo took his sixth straight trip down the drain, getting beat with the Cards on Friday in Wrigley to reduce the nosediving earnings to 3,611 crosettis.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will try to snap out of it with Sabathia ? 20 units on the Yankees to keep it wild in Toronto.

 

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Hondo made it a week?s worth of losses on Saturday when the Yankees again came up bone dry in Canada to reduce the earnings to 3,511 ameches.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects to hit paydirt with the Colts, who are laying minimal points against the Chargers ? 20 units.

 

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The Colts on Sunday spared Hondo the disgrace of losing eight in a row, rallying heroically to beat the Chargers and increase the earnings to 3,711 abramowiczes.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will attempt to go marching into the win column again with the Saints ? 20 units.

 

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Hondo, who ended his losing streak at eight Sunday, started another one on Monday when the Saints turned in a sinful performance against the Falcons to trim the earnings to 3,501 guras.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will battle some sizable odds in Kansas City ? 20 units on Kennedy to stifle the Twins.

 

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Hondo survived Tuesday night with the Royals, who prevailed against the extra-tough Twinkies to increase the profits to 3,601 covingtons.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch is banking on the Braves to chase Morgan ? 20 units on Foltynewicz to chill the Phils.

 

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The Braves jumped all over the Phillies on Monday, which gave Hondo a second straight victory the raised his earnings to 3,701 schonerts.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will huddle up with the Bengwads and drop 20 units on the Dalton Gang to rob the Fish of their will.

 

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The Bengwads took care of business for Hondo on Thursday night, beating the number against the Dolphins to give him a third straight victory that lifted the earnings to 3,801 candiottis.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will take a shot with Estrada over the Sawx ? 20 units on the Blue Jays.