Hondo

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Hondo?s winning streak was snapped at three Friday night when the Blue Jays folded against the Bosawx to lower the earnings to 3,801 perrys.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will put his baseball investments on paws for a 20-unit play on Clemson.

 

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Hondo survived in Death Valley on Saturday night, scoring with Clemson over Louisville to raise the earnings to 3,801 lamberts.

Sunday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Curtain to close early on the Chiefs ? 20 units on the Steelers.

 

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The Steelers steamrolled the Chiefs on Sunday night, which increased Hondo?s earnings to 3,901 tingelhoffs and put him close to vaulting back over the 4,000 barrier.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will back Sam The Sham and the Vikes over banged-up Big Blue ? 20 units.

 

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Gritty Hondo climbed back over the 4,000-mark on Monday night when he scored with the Vikings over Big Blue to increase the green to 4,001 robinsons.

Tuesday night: With Tillman on the hill in Toronto, Mr. Aitch will Buck the odds and drop a 20-unit investment on the Orioles.

 

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Well, at least Buck Showalter will have closer Zach Britton rested and ready for Opening Day next year. Unfortunately, that doesn?t do much good for Hondo, whose loss with the Orioles on Tuesday night caused the earnings to fall to 3,901 shamskys.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Mets to administer a Thor-ough beating to Bumgarner and the Giants ? 20 units.

 

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Familia pulled yet another October flop on Wednesday night, which sent the Mets home and caused Hondo?s earnings to shrink to 3,793 pagliaronis.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will sample the Porcello at Progressive Field in Cleveland ? 20 units on the Bosawx to make Bauer cower.

 

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Hondo dropped to oh-for-the-postseason Thursday night when his Sawx investment went up in smoke in Cleveland, which reduced the earnings to, 3,653 leflores.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will go with Scherzer to outduel Kershaw (and his 2-6 postseason record) ? 20 units on the Nats. Also, 20 on the Cubs to begin their inexorable march to ending the drought with a win in the NLDS.

 

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Struggling Hondo was nipped with the Nats on Friday, which reduced the earnings to 3,553 dierdorfs and left him still searching for his first postseason victory.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will vacate the diamond district for the gridiron ? 20 units on Harbaugh to dig deep and pull out a cover against Rutgers.





 

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Hondo stopped the bleeding Saturday night thanks to the drilling Michigan gave Rutgers, which ended the losing streak at four and elevated the earnings to 3,653 mecklenbergs.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will try his luck with the Broncos over the Dirty Birds ? 20 units.

 

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The Broncos knocked Hondo off his high horse on Sunday when they were broken by the Falcons to slash his earnings to 3,543 selmons.

Monday night: With Derek at the helm for the Panthers, Mr. Aitch expects the dominoes to fall the Bucs? way ? 20 units on Jameis and Co.

 

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Hondo bounced back beautifully from Sunday?s loss with the Broncos by hitting with the Bucs on Monday night to expand the earnings to 3,643 filions.

Tuesday night: With all the baseball games off the board, Mr. Aitch hopes to continue to curb his losing ways with a one-unit win wager on Marty Monkhouser A in the 12th at Yonkers.

 

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When you?re hot you?re hot, and when you?re not, you don?t pick Marty Monkhouser A to win in the 12th at Yonkers on Tuesday. Hondo?s vast harness-racing knowledge, which brought him to ?Monkhouser,? coupled with his win with the Cubs in the NLDS, raised the earnings to 3,800 stokleys.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will try to put another notch in his Sun Belt by hitting the trail with Appalachian St. ? 20 units on the Mountaineers to rock the Ragin Cajuns.

 

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Hondo climbed to greater financial heights Wednesday night with the Appalachian St.Mountaineers, who rolled past the Ragin? Cajuns to expand the bankroll to 3,900 mauchs.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch is advising HondoNation to play the Nationals ? 20 units on Scherzer to provide maximum results.

 

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Hondo, who had been somewhat warm of late, cooled off Thursday night when the Dodgers nipped the Nats to lower the earnings to 3,750 gostkowskis.

Friday night: Having mastered the Sun Belt Conference, Mr. Aitch will take on the AAC West with a 20-unit play on Memphis to bring home some green against Tulane.

 

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Memphis stuck it to Hondo again Friday night, giving up the back-door cover to Tulane as they did last week against Temple. As a result, the earnings tumbled to 3,640 looneys.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch expects to be A-OK with Oklahoma over Kansas State ? 20 units on the Sooners. Also, 20 on Chicago?s Lovable Losers to get past the Dodgers in the NLCS.

 

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Hondo bounced back from Friday night?s painful back-door loss with Memphis by cashing Saturday with Oklahoma, which pummeled K. State to expand the profits to 3,740 tolars.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects a Tennessee waltz against the Browns ? 20 units on Mariota the Titans.

 

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The Titans somehow managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of push against the godawful Browns on Sunday, which trimmed Hondo?s earnings to 3,630 molitors.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Blue Jays to drone Bauer ? 20 units on Stroman.

 

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Hondo took a beating on Monday night with the brutally inept Blue Jays, whose latest failure against the Native Americans reduced the earnings to 3,440 sandbergs.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Chicago to Jake and bake with Rich on the hill for the Dodgers ? 20 units on the Lovable Losers.

 

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Hondo?s postseason plummet raged on Tuesday night when the Lovable Losers did what they do best, losing in L.A. to slash the earnings to 3,308 shoemakers.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will get onboard with Vic Cangialosi?s Best Bet at Belmont ? two units to win on Grey Glory in the fourth.

 

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Hondo is sitting a little taller in the saddle after cashing with Vic C?s Best Bet, Grey Glory, in the fourth Wednesday at Belmont, which upped the earnings to 3,332 kessingers.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch expects to offer some cheers to Jonny Lager, aka Jon Lester, after he shuts down the Dodgers ? 20 units on the Small Bears.