Hondo

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Hondo hit with Jonny Lager and the Cubs, who disposed of the Dodgers in Game 5 Thursday night to raise the earnings to 3,432 muncies.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects Cal to bear down and beat the number against the nose-diving Ducks ? 20 units.

 

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Hondo did some running in place Friday night ? for about four and a half hours ? as he ended up with a double-OT push with Cal that left the earnings holding steady at 3,432 conerlys.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will put some of his disposable dead presidents on the Rebels to repel LSU ? 20 units on Ole Miss.

 

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Hondo failed to hit with Ole Miss on Saturday night, but largely offset that setback by cashing with the Cubs in the NLCS to reduce the earnings slightly to 3,422 steneruds.

Sunday: Reid all about it ? Mr. Aitch is dropping 20 units on Big Andy and the Chiefs to beat that number when the Saints go marching home.

 

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The dreaded half-point turned out to be a killer for Hondo, who was nipped with the Chiefs on Sunday to lower the shrinking earnings to 3,312 gradishars.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will saddle up with the Broncos ? 20 units on Miller and Co. to rock Osweiler.

 

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Hondo breezed Monday night with the Broncos, ran roughshod on Osweiler and the Texans to beef up the earnings to 3,412 durhams.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will give the ball to Lester, aka Jonny Lager, for the opener ? 20 units on the Cubs. Also, he will throw another 20 on the Chicago?s Lovable Losers to end their little Series drought.

 

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Hondo and the Cubs would have been better off Tuesday night if Jonny Lager had stayed in the clubhouse and pounded beers, ate fried chicken and played video games, just like the good-old days in Boston. Unfortunately, he took the mound in Cleveland, and the earnings tumbled to 3,302 mahorns.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will roll with some roundball ? 20 units on the Raptors to ?saur past the Pistons.

 

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Hondo took it to the hoop Wednesday night, and, with an assist from colleague Mark Hale, scored with the Raptors to inflate the profits to 3,402 pastorinis.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Tennacious Titans to prevail in the latest prime-time ratings killer ? 20 units.

 

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Hondo hit paydirt early and often Thursday night with the Titans, who trampled the Jaguars to expand the wad to 3,502 bellinos.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects everything to be ship-shape with Navy against South Florida ? 20 units on the Midshipmen.

 

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The Midshipmen staged a near heroic comeback against South Florida on Friday night, but Hondo was denied the cover because of college football?s foolish rule about not kicking extra points after regulation ends. As a result of the half-point heartbreaker, the earnings plummeted to 3,392 shofners.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch expects the languishing Longhorns to get hooked by Baylor ? 20 units.

 

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Baylor flopped in the fourth quarter on Saturday, which opened the door for a Texas victory and a Hondo loss that trimmed the earnings to 3,282 alzados.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects Rivers to come up dry against the big bad Broncos ?D? ? 20 units on Denver to smoke the chokin? Chargers.

 

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The Broncos staged a heroic goal-line stand for Hondo in the fourth quarter on Sunday, turning back the Chargers to inflate the earnings to 3,382 kapps.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will support the Viking over the Bears in the what?s sure to be the latest Monday night ratings dud ? 20 units.