Hooking up with friend's ex

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You don't know how many times I've tried to use that line. :sadwave:

:mj07: :mj07:

Smurph - I was worried about you when you first started this thread, but it looks as if the rationalization has already begun. Good for you. Now have her friends tell him how good she thinks you are . . . . .this will be perfect.
 

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i would suggest to anybody taking their wife or girlfriend to the golf outing,maybe consider having the counselor file a preemptive restraining order....:

just to be on the safe side..:142hump:
 

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How the fuck did I miss this gem until just now?

:shrug:


I have to give this fucker a free pass, too.......I can't chime in half way through the party!


You guys carry on.



Fuck.
 

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How the fuck did I miss this gem until just now?

:shrug:


I have to give this fucker a free pass, too.......I can't chime in half way through the party!


You guys carry on.



Fuck.

Please contribute. I'm sure have many good things to say on my behalf.
 

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Now have her friends tell him how good she thinks you are . . . . .this will be perfect.

I didn't mention this part, but my ex is one of her best friends. ...Well. WAS one of her best friends.

And to continue with the rationalization, I think maybe I was the one taken advantage of here. I was very very drunk - much more drunk than her. She was the instigator, I was a victim. :00x32 I am simply a pawn in a greater plot.
 

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i would suggest to anybody taking their wife or girlfriend to the golf outing,maybe consider having the counselor file a preemptive restraining order....:

just to be on the safe side..:142hump:

Girlfriends and wives are perfectly safe, just not exes. I would suggest that they don't have any bad arguments - definitely don't take her for granted - there are people like me and that guy who got 3seconds' wife just waiting, lurking...."hovering" as it were.;)
 

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I didn't mention this part, but my ex is one of her best friends. ...Well. WAS one of her best friends.

And to continue with the rationalization, I think maybe I was the one taken advantage of here. I was very very drunk - much more drunk than her. She was the instigator, I was a victim. :00x32 I am simply a pawn in a greater plot.

Its amazing the clarity when you have a couple days to think about it :shrug:

:mj07:
 

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thanks man from madjacksports, we are now currently at 6th in ranking for google search --Hooking up with friend's ex -- :toast:
 

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So, basically, Hedge, if you couldn't say... have chicken then you would go with "beef"? :0corn

I was not an English major in college:shrug:

I ONLY FUCK WOMEN, is that a better way of saying it?
 

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Can you let us know how many people are coming through that search term with an IP in the Santa Barbara area.

kurby


probably not......sorry, angular ip address from location asked for.
 

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I just want to make sure Smurph's ex-girlfriend and ex-friend read this thread. Thanks.

I think I'll just post a link to it on his facebook page.

That might be the last thing you will ever do on a computer without having one of those special Stephen Hawking things attached to your head. :nono:
 

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I just want to make sure Smurph's ex-girlfriend and ex-friend read this thread. Thanks.

I think I'll just post a link to it on his facebook page.

myself, i would just end the subject........

irish football is few weeks away :mj06:
 
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