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So, a guy comes in the ER with chest pain. Common complaint, happens all the time, and usually there is nothing to it. He?s only 45, and his risk factors are that he smokes, he?s overweight, he is sedentary, and he has a history of poly substance abuse. We admit him for observation.

Cardiologist sees him and decides he needs a cardiac cath. During the procedure, they find that the LAD (the widow maker) is 95% blocked, so they stent him and fix the problem. With some medication management and hopefully lifestyle changes, this guy will be as good as new.

He?s in his hospital bed recovering about 3 hours after the cath. No problems, feels well, looks fine, and he should get to go home in the morning. Uh oh, he goes into vfib on the monitor. A code blue is called, staff rush into the room, and he?s having a seizure plus he?s in vfib. We get the backboard under him, get the pads on, shock him, and start compressions. A few minutes later, we shock him again, do more compressions, and the guy miraculously wakes up and starts trying to climb out of bed! We console him, tell him it?s ok, and prepare him to go back to cath lab emergently to check on his new stent.

In cath lab, it is found that his stent is just fine, and there is no reason found for him to have coded like he did. They do notice a white powdery residue though inside his nostrils. After he recovers, he is asked what happened. He?s pretty honest, and he says that his wife brought him some ?pills?, and he snorted them. He doesn?t remember anything after that except some intense pain in his chest (because I was doing compressions).

So, the guy gets a new lease on life, and he decides that snorting some pills in the hospital is a good idea 🤦🏽*♂️


More to come. I?ll try to write consistently if u all like this stuff.
 

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Incredible. It never ceases to amaze me the people who go right back to smoking after a heart attackor a stroke. Keep em comin, sixfive.
 
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So, a guy comes in the ER with chest pain. Common complaint, happens all the time, and usually there is nothing to it. He?s only 45, and his risk factors are that he smokes, he?s overweight, he is sedentary, and he has a history of poly substance abuse. We admit him for observation.

Cardiologist sees him and decides he needs a cardiac cath. During the procedure, they find that the LAD (the widow maker) is 95% blocked, so they stent him and fix the problem. With some medication management and hopefully lifestyle changes, this guy will be as good as new.

He?s in his hospital bed recovering about 3 hours after the cath. No problems, feels well, looks fine, and he should get to go home in the morning. Uh oh, he goes into vfib on the monitor. A code blue is called, staff rush into the room, and he?s having a seizure plus he?s in vfib. We get the backboard under him, get the pads on, shock him, and start compressions. A few minutes later, we shock him again, do more compressions, and the guy miraculously wakes up and starts trying to climb out of bed! We console him, tell him it?s ok, and prepare him to go back to cath lab emergently to check on his new stent.

In cath lab, it is found that his stent is just fine, and there is no reason found for him to have coded like he did. They do notice a white powdery residue though inside his nostrils. After he recovers, he is asked what happened. He?s pretty honest, and he says that his wife brought him some ?pills?, and he snorted them. He doesn?t remember anything after that except some intense pain in his chest (because I was doing compressions).

So, the guy gets a new lease on life, and he decides that snorting some pills in the hospital is a good idea 🤦🏽*♂️


More to come. I?ll try to write consistently if u all like this stuff.



Hope he can pay the bill.
 

SixFive

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25 year old kid gets admitted after he and his girlfriend are brought in by the cops. He?s reported to be suicidal, and both are incredibly impaired by unknown substances. Both have a citation from the police, but they do not have guards. If the police want a perp bad enough (that has to come to the hospital), they stay with the patient/offender until discharge. If they just have a warrant or are given a court date, they don?t stay.

As many patients who come in on meth do, this kid is hardcore sleeping for hours upon hours. When he comes to enough to communicate, all he wants is to see his girlfriend who is on the nEighboring unit. I get her permission and let him see her for 5 minutes. Both kids have a 1:1 sitter because they are technically suicide and elopement risks.

The next day, he wants to see her again. I tell the sitter she can take him over, but I am told it might not be a good idea Bc his girlfriend will get jealous if she knows his sitter is a female. 😂really? She?s afraid her meth-mouth boyfriend is gonna be banging his sitter in the hospital room or something? Give me a effing break :facepalm:

I tell this guy it?s tough shit if he?s worried about that Bc I?m not taking him over there to see her, and I don?t have any other male staff members to do it. He starts ranting and raving we should just call the cops now. He says the cops lied and are trying to charge both of them for just one bag of dope. I tell him idc about bags of dope nor what the police said or did. I?m not going to be involved in meth drama, and I couldn?t care any less. He gets angry and stays in his room.

Anyway, psych sees both and clears them. We discharge shortly thereafter, and I?m sure they will continue their dumbassery.
 

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47 year old (self-proclaimed) veteran comes in the hospital often with chest pain. His wife has divorced him, and he?s very depressed and drinking a lot. He comes in suicidal and drunk, and I have had him multiple times and know him well. When you threaten harm to yourself, u get a sitter, so he has one.

He?s completely normal on assessment in the morning, but the sitter calls us in around 11 am. The patient is confused, he can?t speak clearly, and he is weak on one side. He?s presenting with stroke symptoms. I search his room for pills (he?s known to take pills along with his excessive drinking), and I ask him about pills. He denies taking any pills or anything else. He doesn?t know what is wrong with him. He?s also hypotensive with a blood pressure in the 70s. I think he?s had a stroke.

We call the doctor, I tell her what is going on, and we do a code stroke and at my request get a tox screen on him. We take him to CT scan and then the ICU because he?s no better and still hypotensive and unstable.

After I arrive in ICU, we get a call that his alcohol level is 352. Remember, this guy has a sitter, and there is nothing in his room. He still denies taking anything, but obviously, he did. I question him harder and tell him he could die if he doesn?t level with us. I also get a strange thought. What if this guy drank the hand sanitizer in his room? Foam in foam out, right? He doesn?t answer when I ask, and when I ask the sitter, he says he was in the bathroom by himself almost 30 minutes :facepalm:

Anyway, I learned right there that alcohol poisoning from the type of alcohol that is for killing germs can make you act just like you have had a stroke.

Fast forward to 1 week later. A Rapid response is called overhead to the neighboring unit. I go over there, and it?s this guy again. His symptoms are that he is obtunded/confused, and he?s acting like he had a stroke. He still has a sitter. I ask if anybody came to see him or if was in the bathroom by himself. The sitter sheepishly says that he was in the bathroom by himself after his brother visited Bc he said he wanted some privacy. This time, he had consumed a whole bottle of Purell. I recognized it right off and told everybody that ran in there what I thought had happened. His alcohol level was 312 this time. What a Moran, and psych claims he is not an appropriate patient :facepalm: seems like psych does everything they can to not take patients sometimes that obviously need help.
 

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47 year old (self-proclaimed) veteran comes in the hospital often with chest pain. His wife has divorced him, and he?s very depressed and drinking a lot. He comes in suicidal and drunk, and I have had him multiple times and know him well. When you threaten harm to yourself, u get a sitter, so he has one.

He?s completely normal on assessment in the morning, but the sitter calls us in around 11 am. The patient is confused, he can?t speak clearly, and he is weak on one side. He?s presenting with stroke symptoms. I search his room for pills (he?s known to take pills along with his excessive drinking), and I ask him about pills. He denies taking any pills or anything else. He doesn?t know what is wrong with him. He?s also hypotensive with a blood pressure in the 70s. I think he?s had a stroke.

We call the doctor, I tell her what is going on, and we do a code stroke and at my request get a tox screen on him. We take him to CT scan and then the ICU because he?s no better and still hypotensive and unstable.

After I arrive in ICU, we get a call that his alcohol level is 352. Remember, this guy has a sitter, and there is nothing in his room. He still denies taking anything, but obviously, he did. I question him harder and tell him he could die if he doesn?t level with us. I also get a strange thought. What if this guy drank the hand sanitizer in his room? Foam in foam out, right? He doesn?t answer when I ask, and when I ask the sitter, he says he was in the bathroom by himself almost 30 minutes :facepalm:

Anyway, I learned right there that alcohol poisoning from the type of alcohol that is for killing germs can make you act just like you have had a stroke.

Fast forward to 1 week later. A Rapid response is called overhead to the neighboring unit. I go over there, and it?s this guy again. His symptoms are that he is obtunded/confused, and he?s acting like he had a stroke. He still has a sitter. I ask if anybody came to see him or if was in the bathroom by himself. The sitter sheepishly says that he was in the bathroom by himself after his brother visited Bc he said he wanted some privacy. This time, he had consumed a whole bottle of Purell. I recognized it right off and told everybody that ran in there what I thought had happened. His alcohol level was 312 this time. What a Moran, and psych claims he is not an appropriate patient :facepalm: seems like psych does everything they can to not take patients sometimes that obviously need help.

The sitter left him in the bathroom for 30 mins?

I worked ER for 5 years. I miss these stories that happened what seemed like every day.
 

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Stupid Visitors

I work on the second floor, and often, in the lobby, there is nobody working to give visitors information. They come up to the second floor looking for patients to visit, and they won?t know what room they are in. Simple enough, right? Tell me the name, and I?ll tell you the room,

Have u ever gone to visit somebody in the hospital not knowing their first and last name, not knowing their birthdate or at least their age, not knowing for sure if they are even in the hospital, and/or not even not knowing why they are in the hospital? I can?t even make this up; these are people just walking up to the desk...

?Do you all have Bubby up here?? What is his name? ?Well, we just call him, Bubby. He?s from Floyd County, and he?s about 50.? Sorry sir, I need to have his given name to be able to help you? :facepalm:

?Did they bring Barbara Smith up here? She was having surgery.? There are several people with that name, do you know when she came in? How old is she? ?Well, we don?t know; my Aunt just goes to church with her, and we thought we would visit while we were up here seeing my mom.? :facepalm:

?Can you tell me what room Mae Jones is in? When did she get to the hospital? ?Well, I?m not sure.? Could she have possibly been discharged? ?I don?t know.? Can you call her? I?m not seeing anybody currently admitted with that name; it looks like she left 6 days ago. ?Thanks for looking. I just thought I would stop in and see her.? I?m thinking, wow, must be a great friend if you haven?t talked to her in a week nor did you even know she was already home.

ICU visitor wants to give me some names of people who can be given information on patient Jack Amos. When she?s getting ready to give me the third name, I stop her and ask if there can?t be one person to coordinate the patient?s condition to everybody. She said that his neighbors are Amish and only have one outdoor phone. She wants to give me 7 names and numbers, and call each with an update. She also says that I might have to let it ring several times to allow them time to get outside to answer. I tell her that since this patient is in the ICU, he is sick, and the nurses are far too busy to be calling friends with condition reports. I suggest that one person in the family can let all the Amish friends know what is happening. Imagine calling 7 people who just have outdoor phones :mj07:

?Mama needs some ice.? Who is your mom? ?Linda.? What room is she in? ?She?s by the winder.? I say hang on and I?ll get you some to take to her.

?Can we get two coffees?? Sure! I just made some. I get the coffee, and take it to the visitor who is waiting. The visitor looks and asks, ?where is the cream and sugar?? I say as nicely as possible that I didn?t hear her ask for condiments. She said, ? I didn?t. I want some cream and sugar.? 🤦🏽*♂️
 

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The sitter left him in the bathroom for 30 mins?

I worked ER for 5 years. I miss these stories that happened what seemed like every day.

I had one last week while I was gone whose sitter left him alone long enough for him to take out two ceiling tiles and unscrew the trap from the bathroom sink! We told him he had to be asleep on duty to not heard this patient doing surgery in his bathroom.
 

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I had one last week while I was gone whose sitter left him alone long enough for him to take out two ceiling tiles and unscrew the trap from the bathroom sink! We told him he had to be asleep on duty to not heard this patient doing surgery in his bathroom.

In one of our psych rooms we have a tech watching 3-4 patients via monitor but they are just outside the doors as well. Somehow, while they should be watched via monitor, one of our patients climbed up into the ceiling and crawled far enough to fall through the ceiling in the middle of a full ER waiting room on a Friday night.

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