35 year old man is admitted with seizures, rhabdo, and multiple untreated medical problems. This guy is nice, but he?s very slow. His sister is in the room with him and she?s a peripheral acquaintance of mine Bc she works in the hospital. The patients brother-in-law and another brother are often in the room as well. I immediately like him, and as I like to do with special patients, I wanted to help him. He has no PCP, and he takes no medication. Besides what he was admitted with, his blood sugars are in the 300s, his ammonia level was a shocking 350 (see IE?s thread about his liver problems), and his liver function tests are thru the roof abnormally high. He?s 5?6? around 260, and he has a fatty liver with no known hepatitis or cirrhosis. In summary, this guy is a ticking time bomb, and he needs people to help him and go the extra mile.
The Medicaid WellCare rep is a friend of mine, so I filled her in about him, and she came and saw him. She does an excellent job and really cares. She will be a great resource for him.
His nurse is my coworker Ashley who also is very kind and compassionate. The patient pulled out his IV accidentally, and she was having problems with it and asked me to start another. I happily went in there, educated he and his family more, talked with them like they were long lost friends, and I started him a new IV. I didn?t mention that this young man has considerable hyperactivity. His legs constantly move, and he?s always moving and jerking around. I restart his IV fluids and hit the door.
A few hours later, I sit down to do some computer work, and Ashley asks if I will trade her jobs Bc he has pulled out his IV again. I comply, start another, have more friendly conversation, and restart his fluids.
3 hours later, Ashley is carrying new IV start equipment. You guessed it... he pulled his IV out again for the third time in about 8 hours :facepalm: both of us head in this time, and we start looking for a new IV site. By this time, his arms are a bit traumatized, and his IV access is getting past the point of being difficult. I try one and can?t get it then finally get one in his shoulder. We start looking and putting IVs where the shoulder/upper arm meets the torso/pectoral area when the normal sites become compromised. I tape it all up, and by this time, I have been in the room almost 30 minutes.
His family starts teasing him about a 90 year old girlfriend. Patient says not 90, family says 80, and the patient replies that she was only 70. He elaborated that this old lady asked him for $20 and in return, she would have sex with him. He says, ?I did it!? His family is cackling. The patient of course is slow, and he continues to say the old lady was really rough with him. She got on top of him and wore him out :142smilie. I said, man, you have to be careful! U might have broken her leg! He said, nah, not her, but I think she broke mine! I couldn?t walk for three days, and then it was only a few feet or so around the house :142smilie. His family is laughing hard, I?m laughing to almost the point of tears, and the patient has a big smile on his face. He said he didn?t want any part of that old lady again!