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Or the boogeyman in the sky.
"Daddy? Who is God?"
"He's the spook we've been waiting 90 generations to hear from!"
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Prioritize them, put them in alphabetical order, numerical order, color code them, create a cross-referencing system. In any event, you won't have much time. Scripture states, "Prepare to meet thy God."
100% correct. Blackjack and/or poker for me!! 'Cause I will be having a blast in Vegas. :00hour
umm, Jack has sent him e-mails on more then one occasion so ummm, he's already heard from the Almighty.
I was thinking baccarat, Jesus and Vegas kind of fuck you over with those bullshit Blackjack rules they got going on there now.
What makes priests think it's ok to fuck alter boys?
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Reminds me of a good one.
Father O'Brien is listening to confessions one day, when he has to take a leak. He sees the custodian and motions him over. "Watch the confessional for a couple minutes, I gotta take a leak!"
"I can't do that! What if someone has a confession?"
There's a list in here. Just listen to their sins, check the sheet, and give the penance."
Sure as shit.....here comes Sally Fitzpatrick. She confesses to giving head to the neighbor boy, but that's not on the list. The custodian sees an alter boy, and motions him over.
"What does Father O'Brien give for a blow job??"
"I usually get a Snickers bar, and a Pepsi."
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Yeah, but if you're blowing it all, you can afford the single deck tables. Where (sometimes) you can still find decent rules.
But good point... I'll try some other games. Baccarat, where I'll sip martinis and do a terrible James Bond impression. For hours. Then on to Casino War. No Fruit Wheel though. I'm dying. Ain't got time for that nonsense.
None of this really matters though. I realized a long time ago that I'm actually immortal. And if it ever turns out I was wrong.., I sure ain't gonna care. :sadwave:
Hopefully you remember your Madjack password nine hundred years from now, it would be a shame to lose you. Although the rest of us will be dead (I'll be in hell hanging out with buddy) so we'll never know if you are still around or not.
