I could use some help with my weekend check list

[The Boys]

Please ban Joker from this thread and all my threads.

Thank you,

The Boys

 

[Full court press]

62 eh?

Sounds a lot like doing a bank job. You know, getting your hands on other peoples deposits.

 

[Handi Capper]

62 eh?

Sounds a lot like doing a bank job. You know, getting your hands on other peoples deposits.

oh my

 

[Construct Carl]

Getting ready for a long weekend with a woman I've been seeing. I could use some checklist help on what I'll be packing, any ideas? So far My list includes:

2 bottles of Shiraz

1 bottle of Blanton's Bourbon

flowers and Godiva's

4 V's

Velcro Socks for traction

good luck friend.
Sounds like a good time.

 

[The Boys]

Great tits. She's almost perfect. Has had a lot of work done over the years $$$

 

[MadJack]

Great tits. She's almost perfect. Has had a lot of work done over the years $$$

:toast:

 

[fatdaddycool]

Have fun this weekend man

 

[gardenweasel]

Getting ready for a long weekend with a woman I've been seeing. I could use some checklist help on what I'll be packing, any ideas? So far My list includes:

2 bottles of Shiraz

1 bottle of Blanton's Bourbon

flowers and Godiva's

4 V's

Velcro Socks for traction

"if I have a 4 hour erection,i`m callin` somebody(but it damn sure won`t be a doctor)"....

 

[hedgehog]

"if I have a 4 hour erection,i`m callin` somebody(but it damn sure won`t be a doctor)"....

:0074

 

[The Boys]

"if I have a 4 hour erection,i`m callin` somebody(but it damn sure won`t be a doctor)"....

It usually lasts even longer.

 

[Wineguy]

She's 62 and very attractive. 5', 110 spinner...........plus she likes wine......... a lot.

and you are only bringing 2 bottles of Shiraz for a weekend??? Cheapskate.


Keyword = A LOT


Woman can prob drink 2 bottles a day per a 24 hour period....you would rather bring extra home than be without....and get her some nice Port to sip while you smoke cigar and drink Bourbon.....c'mon, think!

 

[Wineguy]

why would be watchin basketball :shrug:

:142smilie

 

[Wineguy]

You already have everything. .. just go down and start mucnhin on the box without her asking for it... women feel like a million bucks after a good munch


:0069

He is not named sushi for nothing

 

[Skulnik]

oh my

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[sushi]

He is not named sushi for nothing

Fresh uni is always tasty.

 

[The Boys]

and you are only bringing 2 bottles of Shiraz for a weekend??? Cheapskate.


Keyword = A LOT


Woman can prob drink 2 bottles a day per a 24 hour period....you would rather bring extra home than be without....and get her some nice Port to sip while you smoke cigar and drink Bourbon.....c'mon, think!

She'll probably be drinking her favorite: Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc. So we'll have plenty.

 

[Wineguy]

She'll probably be drinking her favorite: Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc. So we'll have plenty.

Good stuff, the Marlborough County Single vineyard from her is awesome.

 

[PAChicky]

Great tits. She's almost perfect. Has had a lot of work done over the years $$$

Women who have a lot of work done are usually called "plastics"- this comes to mind............

 

[The Boys]

Women who have a lot of work done are usually called "plastics"- this comes to mind............

Interesting. And what do you call a woman that hangs out on a all men's website

 

[PAChicky]

Interesting. And what do you call a woman that hangs out on a all men's website

I don't recall me being the only woman here??? :facepalm: