BOYS I REALLY HAVE TO GIVE NASA AND THERE NEW SPACE PROGRAM A LOT OF CREDIT.IN THE PAST THEY HAVE SENT SOME REAL ROCKET SCIENTIST'S INTO SPACE I MEAN SOME OF THE BRIGHTEST PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY ONLY TO HAVE THEM BLOWN UP.NASA HAS LEARNED FROM THERE MISTAKES AND ARE SENDING UP TODAY SOME OF THE BIGGEST MORONS IN AVIATION HISTORY.I HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE WHO WORKS FOR THE SPACE PROGRAM AND I SUGGESTED IF YOU WANT TO SEND NIT WITS INTO SPACE I KNOW 7 GUYS FROM THE MADJACKS FORUM WHO WOULD GLADLY GO FOR A 20 DOLLAR PARLAY(SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA,RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD,JACK WOODSON AKA THE CARD SHARK,VINNIE THE GARLIC SNAPPER,NICK DOUGLAS,DR.STRANGELOVE) MY FRIEND SAID THEY HAD ENOUGH IDIOTS BUT THANKS FOR THE RECOMENDATION AND MAYBE THEY CAN BE USED ON THE NEXT MISSION.BOYS THE ROCKET SHIPIS ALREADY FALLING APPART AND IT IS SITTING ON THE LOADING DOCK WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD BOARD THIS SUICIDE MISSION :sadwave: BOYS I AM SAD TO SAY BUT TODAY AT 3.45 I CANT WATCH THIS LIFT OFF I JUST KNOW BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN THANK GOD WE DIDNT SEND OUR SMARTEST PEOPLE THIS TIME.ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE CREW TO YOU MAN THESE PEOPLE ARE REALLY TAKING A CHANCE.
MEET EILLEEN COLLINS SHE IS THE HEAD ASTRONUT YES I SAID NUT.EILEEN COULDNT STEER A SHOPPING CART THROUGH SATURDAYS RUSH HOUR AT THE HOME DEPOT NOW SHE IS GOING TO STEER A ROCKET GOING 2000 MPH OH MAN
MEET CHARLES CAMADA THE US GOVERNMENT COULDNT DECIDE WHERE TO HIDE CHARLES CAMADA YOU SEE THE MAFIA IS AFTER HIM AND OUR GOVENMENT CANT AFFORD PROTECTION SO GEORGE BUSH SUGGESTED WE SEND THE DUMB F-CKING GARLIC SNAPPER INTO OUT OF SPACE THIS WAY WE SAVE ON ROOM AND BOARD AND THE MOB WONT FIND THIS DEADBEAT.
MEET JAMES KELLY I KNEW I SAW THIS GUY BEFORE AND I SHOWED JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HIS PICTURE THIS NO GOOD BUM HAD ME AND JOHNNY BUY HIM DRINKS ALL NIGHT AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB HE SAID HE WAS SMUGGLING GUNS TO THE IRA SO WE FIGURED IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE AND WE BOTH DONATED A C-NOTE.MAN WE DIDNT KNOW OUR HARD EARNED DOUGH WAS GOING TO SEND SOME FRAUD INTO OUT OF SPACE.YOU CAN BET YOUR ARSE ME AND JOHNNY WILL BE WAITING FOR THIS GUY WHEN HE RETURNS AT CAPE CANAVIRAL.NOBODY MAKES ME AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN LOOK FOOLISH
STEVE ROBINSON WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY SINGLE 52 YEARS OLD NO KIDS NEVER BEEN MARRIED.CAREFULL FOLKS WHEN YOU BEND OVER IN SPACE OR YOU MIGHT JUST GET A ROCKET UP YOUR ARSE.
AND OF COURSE HOW CAN WE FORGET WENDY I MEAN WENDELL LAWRENCE CUT THE SH-T IF THIS GUY ISNT A LESBIAN I WILL TAKE THE WHOLE MADJACKS GANG OUT TO WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM MY TREAT.
BOYS IN THE END ALTHOUGH I COULDNT GET MY FELLOW MADJACKERS ON THIS NASA MISSION THE LOSERS WHO THEY ARE SENDING UP I AM SURE WILL DO A FINE JOB.I STILL WONT WATCH THE LAUNCH THIS AFTERNOON BECAUSE I CAN SEE ANOTHER DISASSTER THE F-CKING ROCKET SHIP IS ALREADY FALLING APPART AND THE LOSERS HAVENT EVEN BOARDED YET.SO LONG ASTRONUTS IT WAS REAL NICE KNOWING YOU.
JACK I JUST PUT IN A CALL TO THE NASA SPACE CENTER AND THEY WANT YOU,KOSAR,VINNIE,SCOTTY,NICK DOUGLAS,AND RAYMOND TO REPORT THERE AT ONCE JUST IN CASE THE OTHER CREW GETS COLD FEET,THEY NEED A COUPLE OF KNUCKLEHEADS ON CALL SO I RECOMENDED YOU GUYS :sadwave:
MEET EILLEEN COLLINS SHE IS THE HEAD ASTRONUT YES I SAID NUT.EILEEN COULDNT STEER A SHOPPING CART THROUGH SATURDAYS RUSH HOUR AT THE HOME DEPOT NOW SHE IS GOING TO STEER A ROCKET GOING 2000 MPH OH MAN
MEET CHARLES CAMADA THE US GOVERNMENT COULDNT DECIDE WHERE TO HIDE CHARLES CAMADA YOU SEE THE MAFIA IS AFTER HIM AND OUR GOVENMENT CANT AFFORD PROTECTION SO GEORGE BUSH SUGGESTED WE SEND THE DUMB F-CKING GARLIC SNAPPER INTO OUT OF SPACE THIS WAY WE SAVE ON ROOM AND BOARD AND THE MOB WONT FIND THIS DEADBEAT.
MEET JAMES KELLY I KNEW I SAW THIS GUY BEFORE AND I SHOWED JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HIS PICTURE THIS NO GOOD BUM HAD ME AND JOHNNY BUY HIM DRINKS ALL NIGHT AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB HE SAID HE WAS SMUGGLING GUNS TO THE IRA SO WE FIGURED IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE AND WE BOTH DONATED A C-NOTE.MAN WE DIDNT KNOW OUR HARD EARNED DOUGH WAS GOING TO SEND SOME FRAUD INTO OUT OF SPACE.YOU CAN BET YOUR ARSE ME AND JOHNNY WILL BE WAITING FOR THIS GUY WHEN HE RETURNS AT CAPE CANAVIRAL.NOBODY MAKES ME AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN LOOK FOOLISH
STEVE ROBINSON WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY SINGLE 52 YEARS OLD NO KIDS NEVER BEEN MARRIED.CAREFULL FOLKS WHEN YOU BEND OVER IN SPACE OR YOU MIGHT JUST GET A ROCKET UP YOUR ARSE.
AND OF COURSE HOW CAN WE FORGET WENDY I MEAN WENDELL LAWRENCE CUT THE SH-T IF THIS GUY ISNT A LESBIAN I WILL TAKE THE WHOLE MADJACKS GANG OUT TO WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM MY TREAT.
BOYS IN THE END ALTHOUGH I COULDNT GET MY FELLOW MADJACKERS ON THIS NASA MISSION THE LOSERS WHO THEY ARE SENDING UP I AM SURE WILL DO A FINE JOB.I STILL WONT WATCH THE LAUNCH THIS AFTERNOON BECAUSE I CAN SEE ANOTHER DISASSTER THE F-CKING ROCKET SHIP IS ALREADY FALLING APPART AND THE LOSERS HAVENT EVEN BOARDED YET.SO LONG ASTRONUTS IT WAS REAL NICE KNOWING YOU.
JACK I JUST PUT IN A CALL TO THE NASA SPACE CENTER AND THEY WANT YOU,KOSAR,VINNIE,SCOTTY,NICK DOUGLAS,AND RAYMOND TO REPORT THERE AT ONCE JUST IN CASE THE OTHER CREW GETS COLD FEET,THEY NEED A COUPLE OF KNUCKLEHEADS ON CALL SO I RECOMENDED YOU GUYS :sadwave:
