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Spanked a nut off in religion class.... think I was freshman or sophomore. Can't remember. Ha I was on crutches too hobbling around with driblet stains :facepalm: fuck me I need to go confess that one to father brad
 
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shamrock said:
Have not stood on my feet or taken a step since breaking my neck in a swimming pool June 21, 1986. And catheters have been the daily routine since.
Hope everyone is well here At Mad Jack's? Happy New Year?
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That sucks Shamrock, best to you sir...Happy New Year
 
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I bet I'm the only guy on Madjacks who had chicken pox TWICE. I will also bet I'm the one on Madjacks who just started his car with -30 wind chill in shorts.

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bleedingpurple said:
I will also bet I'm the one on Madjacks who just started his car with -30 wind chill in shorts.

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I'll take that bet. Went out about 9:30 (in shorts) to start my truck so I could snowblow. Put snow gear on and was outside for about 1 1/2 hours.

Wind was brutal and is howling now!
 
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SixFive said:
I’ll write mine, u write yours. Maybe a good idea, maybe not.

I’ll bet I’m the only one on madjacks who..

1) walked to work this week in the dark and temperature of 0 F.

2) has been to (and slept overnight in) a remote fishing village comprised of grass huts and dirt floors.

3) has put a catheter in a billionaire.
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I always wondered about the nurses being star struck at the Mayo in Rodchester MN.. lots of stars go there for care..

Were you working in Vegas when that happened?
 
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I'll bet I am the only one on madjacks who got suspended in the 8th grade for what I was doing in typing class.
I'll bet I am the only one who flipped a truck on the freeway and survived then got another vehicle totaled a year later when a young woman rear ended my car when stopped. Very lucky I didn't get hurt to the degree shamrock did. Best wishes to you.
 
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I?ll bet I was the only madjacks member in Jamaica last week.
Came home yesterday to below zero wind chills and 6 inches of snow.
I think I?ll go back and stay for good this time...:mj07:


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I'll bet I am the only madjacker who didn't play a lottery ticket this past weekend. :shrug:
 
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