I need an adversary

[Felonious Monk]

Currently accepting applications for positions as "Felonious Monk Foe"

Experience:
Have to have atleast 50 posts

Education:
The more stupid the better

Other:
Bluemound, you cannot apply. Preferred applicants will have the ability to help me build a presence on the board. You should be someone who has obvious flaws so that i can easily make fun of you. Other than that i really don't care.

Serious inquiries only.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I would not apply to be my partner in crime's worst enemy! That would be Oxymoronic! Besides, We can never split up the madjacks wonder twins! Off to Justice Hall!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Where do I mail my application?

Eddie the miscreant

 

[Felonious Monk]

Eddie Haskell is currently leading, but is far from actually locking up the job. More commentary on why I'm doing this. . . I'm working on building a well developed ego. I think of myself as a superhero (though yet unnamed); and as everyone knows, every hero must have the obligatory enemy, who he defeats at regular intervals, thus enjoying widespread fame.

Welcome back Eddie.

me

you

 

[ryson]

Where do I mail my application?

Eddie the miscreant

Eddie,

Good to see ya around, you are OK in my book You and Monk going @ it should be fun to watch. BTW if you are a Reds fan the Giants paid them back last weekend, it took an a** kicking to serve one up......where is the broom

 

[fatdaddycool]

ryson,
did you not get the memo?...... there is absolutely zero tolerance for kissing tail here bro....not that there is anything wrong with that. (of course I am kidding ryson)
kind of
Eddie glad to have you back.......you were gone for so long that I thought you had left us ,which made me extremely sad, being that I was not able to rejoice in proper fashion. Also I have been taking night classes in hay bailing and cow punching, now that I live in Texas, I desperately want to fit in...I know how you feel about us stupid southerners and I feel it is my duty to fulfill my role for you.......BTW do they give classes for smartass conceits such as yourself in OH?:shrug: :grins:
Well I will let you go now as I am sure with the addition of all the new smileys that you will have plenty to keep you busy for a while. Good to have you back

 

[ryson]

ryson,
did you not get the memo?...... there is absolutely zero tolerance for kissing tail here bro....not that there is anything wrong with that. (of course I am kidding ryson)
kind of

fdc,

LOL my good man, not kissing tail @ all. You have to admit Eddie does have valid points in his arguments, I try to look @ all sides of any story.

BTW: FDC I travel to addison a lot, if you ever want to hook up let me know, I am there @ least 3 times a month. Men's Club?????.

 

[fatdaddycool]

ryson,
ask jack for my e-mail dude and give me a shout

 

[Felonious Monk]

You have to admit Eddie does have valid points in his arguments, I try to look @ all sides of any story.

So the old Jedi mind trick really does work! Rod, please don't let these double standards continue or I will be forced to snipe Barry from the upper decks.

Your friend,


Monk

 

[THE KOD]

monk

Please accept my application. I was wondering if I could team up with Eddie Haskell, you know like a tag team ?


If you make me and Eddie look bad, you will lose the two biggest fans you ever had !

Come get some!

Scott-Atlanta

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Eddie, Good to see you! I really mean it. I have been just waiting for some good conversation and I believe you have what I need! Well Monk looks like you did it! You got the one you set out for! Eddie Haskell, an advesary worth getting twisted over!

Good luck with him!


But if it gets too bad I will help my partner out! That means Scott-Atlanta, and Eddie ,careful how you treat my man!

 

[Blitz]

I think of myself as a superhero (though yet unnamed)

Monk,

If you are taking suggestions for your Superhero name how about "Captain Mojo"

 

[Felonious Monk]

Scott,

You're application is being processed. You are without a doubt qualified as I believe I could build an ego off of you.

Tag team? No prob.

Bluemound has my back and he will eat you at my command. dance2

 

[yak merchant]

Here's my application.


I'm an Aggie. Burnt orange makes me sick to my stomach.


Now's who's Leading?

YM

 

[Felonious Monk]

OK since Yak is an aggy, he pretty much has the job locked up but I will need an alternate just in case he gets abducted or is out sick. So please keep applying ASAP as the selection process will finalize tomorrow.

Holy crap, there's been an aggy in here all this time and I never knew it.

 

[nhl8810]

Monk

Monk

forget about an adversary you need a decent baseball team.....LOL

 

[nighthorse]

The reason your colors are burnt orange, is cause KU's gonna burn you guys up and down the field next chance they get. Go Hawks!!!!!

How's that for stupid?

P.S. I have plenty of natural flaws, but I can fake it if I need more.

 

[Felonious Monk]

We're doubling our output this year.

Texas 118
JayBirds 0

I will have my assistant, Bluemound, masturbate on your mascot.

Without doubt the most polarizing poster on the board, inexplicably, I find myself without direct detractors at the moment.

 

[THE KOD]

Without doubt the most polarizing poster on the board, inexplicably, I find myself without direct detractors at the moment. [/B]

thats because your a moron. Have you finished reviewing my application or not ?


Scott-Atlanta

 

[Felonious Monk]

Without doubt the most polarizing poster on the board, inexplicably, I find myself without direct detractors at the moment. [/B]

Learn how to use the UBB code!

Scott-Atlanta moved into second place. :spotting: