i want to hear your craziest vegas story

[azbob]

Oh my God...it was February 2011 and I called for an incall massage. An older lady showed up and said she was the fluffer and then her daughter took over while the older lady sat back and watched while drinking a Budweiser.

Needless to say, they both joined in and it was the best afternoon of my life. They were so great I bought them each a refrigerator magnet and then found out they were mother and daughter...and it's the same pair as in the picture above.

 

[bleedingpurple]

You know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.. Bullshit, My buddies talk about this all the time. It was probably 8 years ago.. My first time there and my last night there.. Flight leaves at noon and it is 4 am... We decided that we needed to check out a strip joint.. We went to crazy horse 2 and we get in and all these hot chicks are all over. Strip joints where I live suck, I rather watch TV.. So anyway we were the about 45 minutes, had a few lap dances and I am like Ok.. Finally the hottest one in there asks if I want to go into VIP for $150 and she whispers, "It will be worth your while." I am like OK.. I was up about a grand so I was like yes.. We mingled.. Had to buy a 2 shot minimum and then she begins her lap dance and then she puts her hands in my pants and begins to stroke me.. After a few minutes of that she starts to titty fuck me and she knows when I am about to cum and she puts my pecker back in my boxers and rubs it til I cum and she tells me "what did you think of that?" I said Thank you and walked back out to see my buddies.. They ask me what happened and I told them.... They didn't believe me so when we left and I got outside, I said do you guys still not believe me.. I pulled down my pants and pointed towards the cum stain on my boxers and they all looked and then turned away yelling "Oooh Yuk." They believe me now..

 

[ormond80]

It's a shame you didn't tip her. Needs work. :hitwithro

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

lost 700 in about 10 mins chasing black on roulette table started with 20 thinkin i'd quickly make 20 for lunch :mj07: That turned out to be an expensive lunch,i don't even think i had any money left on me for lunch :142smilie ....this was few months back

 

[StevieD]

Would have to be in the early 90's. I am staying at the Riviera. I look out my window and I have a view of other rooms. :SIB Looking down thru a window I see a showgirl undressing. Then another.:00hour I thought I finally hit the jackpot! Next thing I know Marilyn Monroe walks into the room. My luck, I am overlooking the dressing room window for some transvestite show.::scared

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

Would have to be in the early 90's. I am staying at the Riviera. I look out my window and I have a view of other rooms. :SIB Looking down thru a window I see a showgirl undressing. Then another.:00hour I thought I finally hit the jackpot! Next thing I know Marilyn Monroe walks into the room. My luck, I am overlooking the dressing room window for some transvestite show.::scared

:facepalm: :mj07: thats funny

 

[hedgehog]

Would have to be in the early 90's. I am staying at the Riviera. I look out my window and I have a view of other rooms. :SIB Looking down thru a window I see a showgirl undressing. Then another.:00hour I thought I finally hit the jackpot! Next thing I know Marilyn Monroe walks into the room. My luck, I am overlooking the dressing room window for some transvestite show.::scared

:142smilie :142smilie