car accident
car accident
chanman,
very funny!!
Two drivers were involved in a car accident; it was a bad one.
Both cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of the drivers were seriously hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So you're a man.
That's interesting.
I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this; here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it and drank half the bottle and handed it back to the woman.
The woman took the bottle and immediately put the cap back on, and again handed it back to the man.
The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
car accident
chanman,
very funny!!
Two drivers were involved in a car accident; it was a bad one.
Both cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of the drivers were seriously hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So you're a man.
That's interesting.
I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this; here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it and drank half the bottle and handed it back to the woman.
The woman took the bottle and immediately put the cap back on, and again handed it back to the man.
The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "