I'm just curious, when you go to the dealership to buy a diesel powered pickup truck

[Penguinfan]

How do they know if you're a big enough dickhead to own one?

Is there a test you have to take, do they check the driver's side of your existing truck for tobacco spit stains, do they look under the rear bumper for those fake ball sacks or what? Is it just if you pull in with 100% non color matching body panels and a rebel flag on your 1983 Ford Ranger that you can now own a diesel powered truck?

There must be some sort of qualifier because the only people I see driving them are massive asshats. I guess someone would want one for towing or hauling, but I never see them hauling anything, if fact most have tonneau covers on them to prevent just such a chore.

Towing? Forget about it, that would obstruct that gigantic plume of diesel dust you put out when you smash the accelerator (accelerator, lol) for no good fucking reason other than to compensate for your small penis size.

Also, why exactly does the exhaust tip need to be the same diameter as a manhole cover? Just more compensation?

 

[REFLOG]

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[The Joker]

How do they know if you're a big enough dickhead to own one?

Is there a test you have to take, do they check the driver's side of your existing truck for tobacco spit stains, do they look under the rear bumper for those fake ball sacks or what? Is it just if you pull in with 100% non color matching body panels and a rebel flag on your 1983 Ford Ranger that you can now own a diesel powered truck?

There must be some sort of qualifier because the only people I see driving them are massive asshats. I guess someone would want one for towing or hauling, but I never see them hauling anything, if fact most have tonneau covers on them to prevent just such a chore.

Towing? Forget about it, that would obstruct that gigantic plume of diesel dust you put out when you smash the accelerator (accelerator, lol) for no good fucking reason other than to compensate for your small penis size.

Also, why exactly does the exhaust tip need to be the same diameter as a manhole cover? Just more compensation?

In my state, diesel trucks are everywhere except 90% are owned by farmers who use them to further their business while the other 10% are jackholes.:0008

 

[Cie]

While i know you are simply mocking those w/ different taste and perspective than you, i thought i'd drop in on my 1st (or is it 2nd ) day back to give insight into pros of diesel over gas. I drive small SUVs, but i know a little about diesels......Diesel engines provide better fuel efficiency (20-30%), are longer lasting( if properly maintained will run forever), more torque (for towing andnacceleration), higher resale value, less carbon emmisions(but more carcinogens). Most i know own diesel truck as 2nd vehicle for towing motorcycle trailers, boats, and 5th wheels

 

[Penguinfan]

While i know you are simply mocking those w/ different taste and perspective than you, i thought i'd drop in on my 1st (or is it 2nd ) day back to give insight into pros of diesel over gas. I drive small SUVs, but i know a little about diesels......Diesel engines provide better fuel efficiency (20-30%), are longer lasting( if properly maintained will run forever), more torque (for towing andnacceleration), higher resale value, less carbon emmisions(but more carcinogens). Most i know own diesel truck as 2nd vehicle for towing motorcycle trailers, boats, and 5th wheels

I'm ok with people having different tastes, but it sure seems the overwhelming majority of people here who drive a diesel don't "need" it and drive it just to dump black smoke/dust on my freshly washed car.

 

[Sportsaholic]

While i know you are simply mocking those w/ different taste and perspective than you, i thought i'd drop in on my 1st (or is it 2nd ) day back to give insight into pros of diesel over gas. I drive small SUVs, but i know a little about diesels......Diesel engines provide better fuel efficiency (20-30%), are longer lasting( if properly maintained will run forever), more torque (for towing andnacceleration), higher resale value, less carbon emmisions(but more carcinogens). Most i know own diesel truck as 2nd vehicle for towing motorcycle trailers, boats, and 5th wheels

Interesting, I'm looking for a vehicle to carry a decent size payload over the road.....Going to check this avenue out.....:0008

 

[yyz]

How do they know if you're a big enough dickhead to own one?

Is there a test you have to take, do they check the driver's side of your existing truck for tobacco spit stains, do they look under the rear bumper for those fake ball sacks or what? Is it just if you pull in with 100% non color matching body panels and a rebel flag on your 1983 Ford Ranger that you can now own a diesel powered truck?

There must be some sort of qualifier because the only people I see driving them are massive asshats. I guess someone would want one for towing or hauling, but I never see them hauling anything, if fact most have tonneau covers on them to prevent just such a chore.

Towing? Forget about it, that would obstruct that gigantic plume of diesel dust you put out when you smash the accelerator (accelerator, lol) for no good fucking reason other than to compensate for your small penis size.

Also, why exactly does the exhaust tip need to be the same diameter as a manhole cover? Just more compensation?

If I would have posted this, I would have been lambasted ten times over. But, you are spot on. It's the peckerwood's version of the hoodrat's pimped out piece of shit that they are so proud of. It's great to hear/see them blast off from a red light, and spew all of that shit into the air! Meanwhile, their muffin-topped babe with the shiner and the split lip, "Yee Haws" out the window.

"Murica!"

 

[Penguinfan]

Interesting, I'm looking for a vehicle to carry a decent size payload over the road.....Going to check this avenue out.....:0008

I found a couple of exhaust tips for you:

 

[Bub]

Sounds like Penguin is just mad b/c he is too poor to afford one of these trucks and he has Asian penis lol

 

[Mags]

How do they know if you're a big enough dickhead to own one?

Is there a test you have to take, do they check the driver's side of your existing truck for tobacco spit stains, do they look under the rear bumper for those fake ball sacks or what? Is it just if you pull in with 100% non color matching body panels and a rebel flag on your 1983 Ford Ranger that you can now own a diesel powered truck?

There must be some sort of qualifier because the only people I see driving them are massive asshats. I guess someone would want one for towing or hauling, but I never see them hauling anything, if fact most have tonneau covers on them to prevent just such a chore.

Towing? Forget about it, that would obstruct that gigantic plume of diesel dust you put out when you smash the accelerator (accelerator, lol) for no good fucking reason other than to compensate for your small penis size.

Also, why exactly does the exhaust tip need to be the same diameter as a manhole cover? Just more compensation?

You could write a very similar diatribe about wimpy, arrogant little men that are so proud of their Priuses......those cars tell you a lot about those drivers also.

But isn't this all just stereotyping anyway?

 

[Penguinfan]

You could write a very similar diatribe about wimpy, arrogant little men that are so proud of their Priuses......those cars tell you a lot about those drivers also.

But isn't this all just stereotyping anyway?

Like what? That they like good gas mileage? That's the only reason I can see for owning one of those things.

I'm gonna buy a Prius and put a diesel motor in it just to piss off everyone.

 

[freddiefavorite]

Like what? That they like good gas mileage? That's the only reason I can see for owning one of those things.

I'm gonna buy a Prius and put a diesel motor in it just to piss off everyone.

Just buy a Volkswagen it will be cheaper than your Prius conversion! And we dickheads call it rolling coal and love getting you little pricks with freshly washed cars!

 

[Cie]

If I would have posted this, I would have been lambasted ten times over. But, you are spot on. It's the peckerwood's version of the hoodrat's pimped out piece of shit that they are so proud of. It's great to hear/see them blast off from a red light, and spew all of that shit into the air! Meanwhile, their muffin-topped babe with the shiner and the split lip, "Yee Haws" out the window.

"Murica!"

I need to get out wisconsin to see some of these colorful characters.

I must ask, though. The hoodrat's customized piece of shit could be the best he can afford. Why wouldnt he be proud of it? Remember, not everyone is a retired mailman

 

[Penguinfan]

Just buy a Volkswagen it will be cheaper than your Prius conversion! And we dickheads call it rolling coal and love getting you little pricks with freshly washed cars!

I rest my case.

 

[Mags]

Like what? That they like good gas mileage? That's the only reason I can see for owning one of those things.

I'm gonna buy a Prius and put a diesel motor in it just to piss off everyone.

Prius's have a way of automatically making the driver self righteous and one of the biggest pricks in the land. Like they can do no wrong - and that they alone are saving the environment by driving a Prius (ignoring all the pollution caused in the making of the battery of the car).

The other thing about following a Prius - prepared to go very slow. Prius's are 3rd on the list of cars you don't want to be behind unless you want to go 10 MPH below the posted limit - the other two are Buick's and Minivans.

 

[Penguinfan]

Prius's have a way of automatically making the driver self righteous and one of the biggest pricks in the land. Like they can do no wrong - and that they alone are saving the environment by driving a Prius (ignoring all the pollution caused in the making of the battery of the car).

The other thing about following a Prius - prepared to go very slow. Prius's are 3rd on the list of cars you don't want to be behind unless you want to go 10 MPH below the posted limit - the other two are Buick's and Minivans.

You may very well be right, but I don't know anyone that owns a Prius so I really can't confirm/deny.

 

[Cie]

I rest my case.

You rest your case on a ghost's comment meant to troll you?

 

[Cie]

You may very well be right, but I don't know anyone that owns a Prius so I really can't confirm/deny.

But you know diesel truck drivers that chew tobacco and dangle testicle from the bumper?

 

[Penguinfan]

But you know diesel truck drivers that chew tobacco and dangle testicle from the bumper?

You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting three of them.

 

[UGA12]

You may very well be right, but I don't know anyone that owns a Prius so I really can't confirm/deny.

I know quite a few that own regular diesels and a few that have the eco diesels and I have to say that absolutely zero of them are what you describe. Guess they are just the exception to the errrrrrr "norm".