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your favorite player, mr chak lam coleman wong, is in the main draw in madrid tomorrow.

not a great sign that he's a solid dog to the #373 player in the world.

fun fact i just learned about CLCW..... he's 20 years old, and turned pro in 2019 (he played in 3 events and made $520).

ok, just did some digging. near as i can tell, he's never won a match on clay above the ITF level.

fuck it, my first non-grand slam tennis play of 2025...

federico cina 3.3 to win 2
 
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Smitty said:
your favorite player, mr chak lam coleman wong, is in the main draw in madrid tomorrow.



federico cina 3.3 to win 2
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Coleman Wong Chak-lam currently ranked 169 in the world in singles and 857 in doubles. By end of May he'll be number 1 in singles and doubles and will be so good he'll play in the doubles draw all by himself.





1st Round Madrid....

Federico Cina around a -150 fave against Chak Lam Coleman Wong


Clearly that is a typo/line error, he should be around a +99999 underdog.
 
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sir, you are seeing something different than what i'm seeing
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It was a win via "walkover" so it doesn't count in official statistics, but a "win is a win" in my book.

But the real point is Clay is stupid anyway, dumb fucking surface, so wins and losses mean shit, clay is stupid, so who gives a fuck. That would be my official reply.
 
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kickserv said:
It was a win via "walkover" so it doesn't count in official statistics, but a "win is a win" in my book.

But the real point is Clay is stupid anyway, dumb fucking surface, so wins and losses mean shit, clay is stupid, so who gives a fuck. That would be my official reply.
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counterpoint: clay is the absolute best surface.

i wouldn't be looking forward to watching francicso comesana vs
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on grass.

C'MON, FRANCISCO!! let's bring some of that south american magic to the european clay!
 
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Smitty said:
counterpoint: clay is the absolute best surface.
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That is a very very very very poor counterpoint.

All Clay Courts around the world should be blown up and replaced with a wave pool or a strip club. Ya know, have something there somebody can enjoy.

Tennis played on any type of clay (real or fake) is just fucking stupid.
 
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