kickserv qualified for a "Big Fantasy Contest" at D.K., has a shot at "big bucks" (no whammies)!

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kickserv has qualified for a "big tennis contest" at DraftKings, and kickserv is pumped up:smilies16



kickserv has ONE ENTRY for the following tennis contest.......here are the particulars.....


- 100 Players Qualified (100 entries to be exact, you could qualify up to 5 times, so there is actually less than 100 players entered, due to some having multiple entries).

- Round 1 begins with 100 Players.

- The Top 50 will move on to Round 2 (date to be determined).

- The Top 25 will move on to the Final Round (date to be determined) to compete for the "Big Bucks"💰💰



**Round One begins on Wednesday, August 30th**


Prize Breakdown is as follows............
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Not everyday you have a one in one hundred chance of hitting 100K, so I'll take those odds! Of course I highly doubt I'll win the entire thing, but still having those kind of odds at "big bucks" is pretty cool!

The toughest part of the contest will be Round 1, to knock off half the field will not be easy. And it will be even harder with the few guys that have multiple entries. They will offset themselves pretty much guaranteeing they will have at least one of their entries to make it into the top 50. I was hoping there would be zero participants with 5 entries, but sadly that did not happen. And when I mean "offset themselves" they'll set themselves up where they'll "sacrifice" some of their line-ups ensuring at least one of their line-ups gets em into the Top 50.

Now if I can somehow get past Round 1, then "game on", that's where things "even out" and I can do some damage. We shall see what happens, most likely I'll probably flame out and finish dead last🤦‍♂️

But hey even if I finish last, I still get some cash, so not all bad I guess! And for the record I'd be ecstatic if I finished in 12th place, if I can somehow pull that off I'd be super happy. Getting past Round 1 is the goal, that is what I am aiming for.



I know 95 percent of Madjackers won't even see this thread, and I know almost nobody gives a fuck, but fuck it, I'll update this thread when my line-up is submitted (August 30th) and track the progress.

Let's do this shit:smilies16




And yes I know I know, there are Fantasy Contests out there with like 10 million dollars to the winner and shit, I know in the grand scheme of things this is a small Fantasy Contest with little money. So just humour me and pretend this is a big deal so I can feel like I am not only an All Star but a Madjack Millionaire as well, thanks😎
 

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good luck! i hope you're working on your backhand.

*i have no idea how a "big tennis contest" works.*
 

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Good luck kick, keep us updated when that starts :smilies8



Thanks........and yep there will be constant split second updates, full play by play shit for sure. I am currently in negotiations with Joshnaudi and Smitty to see if they can get a Podcast going detailing this epic Fantasy Contest. The ratings will be massive, and because of that Joshnaudi and Smitty are asking for 80 percent of all revenue, and I am not cool with that. But still plenty of time for us to come to an agreement so I ain't worried.
 

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*i have no idea how a "big tennis contest" works.*

Well since it is a "big tennis contest" with "big bucks", you can do what most do and just brag about the huge bets you win, the "runners" that place your bets and so on. You can brag about all the Supermodels you fucked and drive around the block with your windows down blasting rap music on your ninety thousand dollar stereo system, ya brag like that. Ya know walk into various strip clubs with gold chains around your neck throwing stacks of hundred dollar bills at strippers, ya know that kind of shit.

That kind of stuff will get you the win, because as we know, just say you are a handicapping god, and it is automatically true.



Or you can just follow the rules of a Fantasy Tennis Contest at DraftKings and hope you win that way.....



I myself don't have stacks of hundred dollar bills laying around nor do I have any "runners" placing million dollar bets for me, so looks like I am going to have to follow the rules and actually try to win the honourable way:smilies2
 

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You can brag about all the Supermodels you fucked and drive around the block with your windows down blasting rap music on your ninety thousand dollar stereo system, ya brag like that. Ya know walk into various strip clubs with gold chains around your neck throwing stacks of hundred dollar bills at strippers, ya know that kind of shit.
or as i call it... a normal Tuesday.

try to win the honourable way:smilies2
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I just received word that if you finish in the Top 50 you get a Madjacksports T-shirt. So holy shitballs.....this has now become the biggest Fantasy Sports Contest in the history of the world
I Am Shocked Oh No GIF
 

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We are now less than one week away from the biggest Fantasy Contest in the history of the world..........start the countdown clock:smilies1


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Well the "Biggest Fantasy Contest in the History of the World" is almost here. :smilies2

The first matches (all from Round of 64's of US Open) start at 11:05am Eastern Daylight Time. I'll post my selections before that time for anybody that gives a shit and wants to follow along.

If anybody cares you can see how Fantasy Tennis is scored by going to Post Number 6. But all ya really need to know is if I go 6 outta 6, I'll advance to Round 2. If I go 5 outta 6 I'd say there is a 70 percent chance I'll move on in the Contest. Four outta Six is possible for me to advance, but highly unlikely.

So the first goal is simple, I need to eliminate half the field and get into the Top 50, that pretty much sums it up.
 
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