LARRY (I AM BROKE)

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BOYS TOMORROW MORNING AT 9.30 I AM GOING TO GET A CALL FROM MY LOCAL BOOKIE LARRY SAYING I HAVE A BALANCE OF 6,500 DOLLARS :sadwave: WHAT ELSE CAN I TELL LARRY EXCEPT THE TRUTH I AM BROKE.I WILL BE LUCKY IF I CAN COME UP WITH 3 DIMES AND THAT WILL BE MOSTLY THE MONEY I COLLECTED FROM LARRY LAST WEEK 2600.BOYS I JUST LOST 6 STRAIGHT BETS FOR A DIME AND ONE FOR 2 DIMES I AM BURRIED FELLAS.

LARRY IS GOING TO BE SHOCKED AT FIRST BUT ONCE AGAIN ITS HIS OWN FAULT.HE GAVE ME A CREDIT ACCOUNT OFFSHORE FOR 3 DIMES HE KNEW WHEN I CALLED HIM YESTERDAY THAT I MUST HAVE LOST MY 3 DIMES AND I BET 3 DIMES WITH HIM AND LOST.BOYS THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE F-CK LARRY WHAT THE F-CK IS HE GOING TO DO HE"S 68 YEARS OLD AND NOT IN GREAT HEALTH.HE WILL ACT ALL STUNNED ON THE PHONE LIKE WHAT THE F-CK I NEED THE MONEY EVERYBODY WON THIS WEEK THATS HIS USUAL BULLSHIT LINE.ITS GOING TO TAKE ME AT LEAST 6 WEEKS TO SQUARE UP WITH LARRY MY LOVELY WIFE ONLY GIVES ME AN ALLOWANCE EVERY 2 WEEKS

BOYS I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES I WILL NEVER BET ON CREDIT AGAIN.I HAVE PLANS ON GOING TO FOXWOODS NEXT WEEK WHAT THE F-CK AM I GOING TO DO I AM TAPPED OUT :cry:

BOYS I HAD 2 DIMES ON THE OVER 59 IN THE CENTRAL AND WESTERN MICHIGAN GAME YESTERDAY IT ENDED ON 57 AND WESTERN HAD IT 1ST AND GOAL TWICE AND SETTELED FOR TWO FIELD GOALS MAN YOU NEVER GET A BREAK WHEN YOUR CHASING.:thefinger

OTHER THAN LOSING 6500 DOLLARS ITS NICE TO BE BACK AT MADJACKS FORUM:scared
 
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HEY BLOCKHEAD I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT NOT A BAD IDEA I MIGHT BUY TWO 20 DOLLAR TICKETS THEY PAY THE MOST.

BOYS I HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM WHEN I AM PLAYING LOTTERY TICKETS TO BAIL OUT :sadwave:

I WILL HAVE TO GO INTO MY WIFES CHRISTMAS FUND I DONT HAVE 40 DOLLARS ON ME I WILL REPLACE IT TOMORROW.BOYS TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR YOUR OLD BUDDY.

LAST WEEK WHEN I HIT LARRY FOR 2600 DOLLARS I BOUGHT A SET OF X22 CALLAWAY IRONS ON E-BAY FOR 450 DOLLARS MONEY WAS NO OBJECT NOW I AM BROKE MAN MY LIFE CHANGED PRETTY FAST
 
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beantownjim said:
HEY BLOCKHEAD I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT NOT A BAD IDEA I MIGHT BUY TWO 20 DOLLAR TICKETS THEY PAY THE MOST.

BOYS I HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM WHEN I AM PLAYING LOTTERY TICKETS TO BAIL OUT :sadwave:

I WILL HAVE TO GO INTO MY WIFES CHRISTMAS FUND I DONT HAVE 40 DOLLARS ON ME I WILL REPLACE IT TOMORROW.BOYS TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR YOUR OLD BUDDY.

LAST WEEK WHEN I HIT LARRY FOR 2600 DOLLARS I BOUGHT A SET OF X22 CALLAWAY IRONS ON E-BAY FOR 450 DOLLARS MONEY WAS NO OBJECT NOW I AM BROKE MAN MY LIFE CHANGED PRETTY FAST
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BOYS I HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM WHEN I AM PLAYING LOTTERY TICKETS TO BAIL OUT :mj07:
 
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I CANT BET ANYMORE MY CREDIT ACCOUNT IS DRAINED 3 DIMES AND I DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO CALL LARRY I AM DONE FELLAS :eek:

LARRY WILL PROBABLY CALL ME TONIGHT F-CK I AM IN NO MOOD FOR HIM :SIB IF THERE IS A GOD PLEASE LET LARRY HAVE A HEART ATTACK TONIGHT OR GET IN A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT PLEASE GOD I DONT ASK YOU FOR MANY FAVORS JUST HELP ME OUT THIS ONETIME AND I PROMISE I WILL PUT EXTRA MONEY IN THE COLLECTION BOX AT CHRISTMAS TIME.

WOW I FEEL LIKE SHIT WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY 6500 DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN.

BOYS TAKE IT FROM ME STOP BETTING ON CREDIT ITS JUST TO EASY TO GET OVER YOUR HEAD :mad:
 
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I CANT BET ANYMORE MY CREDIT ACCOUNT IS DRAINED 3 DIMES AND I DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO CALL LARRY I AM DONE FELLAS :eek:

LARRY WILL PROBABLY CALL ME TONIGHT F-CK I AM IN NO MOOD FOR HIM :SIB IF THERE IS A GOD PLEASE LET LARRY HAVE A HEART ATTACK TONIGHT OR GET IN A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT PLEASE GOD I DONT ASK YOU FOR MANY FAVORS JUST HELP ME OUT THIS ONETIME AND I PROMISE I WILL PUT EXTRA MONEY IN THE COLLECTION BOX AT CHRISTMAS TIME.

WOW I FEEL LIKE SHIT WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY 6500 DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN.

BOYS TAKE IT FROM ME STOP BETTING ON CREDIT ITS JUST TO EASY TO GET OVER YOUR HEAD :mad:
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you can alway cut larry brake lines in his car;)
 
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beantownjim said:
I CANT BET ANYMORE MY CREDIT ACCOUNT IS DRAINED 3 DIMES AND I DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO CALL LARRY I AM DONE FELLAS :eek:

LARRY WILL PROBABLY CALL ME TONIGHT F-CK I AM IN NO MOOD FOR HIM :SIB IF THERE IS A GOD PLEASE LET LARRY HAVE A HEART ATTACK TONIGHT OR GET IN A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT PLEASE GOD I DONT ASK YOU FOR MANY FAVORS JUST HELP ME OUT THIS ONETIME AND I PROMISE I WILL PUT EXTRA MONEY IN THE COLLECTION BOX AT CHRISTMAS TIME.

WOW I FEEL LIKE SHIT WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY 6500 DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN.

BOYS TAKE IT FROM ME STOP BETTING ON CREDIT ITS JUST TO EASY TO GET OVER YOUR HEAD :mad:
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My buddie Thor says ur badman picks are money yet you switch them on Sunday :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 
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85% OF MY BETS WITH BOOKIES ARE TOTALS THATS WHAT IS KILLING ME.I HAD TWO OVERS YESTERDAY THAT LOOKED LIKE SURE WINNERS EASTERN MICHIGAN AND UTAH AND UNLV.UNLV HAD THE BALL FIRST AND GOAL ON THE 5 YARD LINE TWICE AND SCORED ONLY 3 POINTS :mad: IT WAS JUST BAD BREAKS WHEN YOUR LOSING YOU CANT WIN THESE GAMES WHEN YOUR GOING GOOD YOU GET THOSE TOUCHDOWNS :mad:

BOYS I CANT EVEN EAT OR SLEEP I FEEL LIKE SHIT

LARRY HAS A BAD HEART I THINK I AM GOING TO SEND HIM OVER 2 PIZZAS EVERYTHING ON THEM AND A COUPLE OF ITALIAN SUBS MAYBE HE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK :sadwave: WITH MY LUCK IT WONT WORK AND IT WILL COST ME 30 MORE DOLLARS
 
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jimmy go to public storage rent a space for one month, the first month is one dollar, and get the insurance and your garage gets broke into and your stuff get stolen , and you put a claim in

and paid larry in a month:00hour get your credit back and get your money back:00hour


or get contractor insurance and someone get hurt
on your job and put a claim in and paid larry back


or go back to work:142smilie
 
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85% OF MY BETS WITH BOOKIES ARE TOTALS THATS WHAT IS KILLING ME.I HAD TWO OVERS YESTERDAY THAT LOOKED LIKE SURE WINNERS EASTERN MICHIGAN AND UTAH AND UNLV.UNLV HAD THE BALL FIRST AND GOAL ON THE 5 YARD LINE TWICE AND SCORED ONLY 3 POINTS :mad: IT WAS JUST BAD BREAKS WHEN YOUR LOSING YOU CANT WIN THESE GAMES WHEN YOUR GOING GOOD YOU GET THOSE TOUCHDOWNS :mad:

BOYS I CANT EVEN EAT OR SLEEP I FEEL LIKE SHIT

LARRY HAS A BAD HEART I THINK I AM GOING TO SEND HIM OVER 2 PIZZAS EVERYTHING ON THEM AND A COUPLE OF ITALIAN SUBS MAYBE HE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK :sadwave: WITH MY LUCK IT WONT WORK AND IT WILL COST ME 30 MORE DOLLARS
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GREAT IDEAS TONIGHT BLOCKHEAD YOU HAVE GOTTEN A LOT SMARTER SINCE THE LAST TIME WE TALKED.

WHO THE F-CK IS GOING TO HIRE A 50 YEAR OLD CAUCASIAN WITH NO WORK RECORD IN 10 YEARS.MY RESUME READS LAST JOB HELD 1999 THAT DOESNT LOOK GOOD FOR A JOB INTERVIEW.

HEY BLOCKHEAD YOU HIRING I CAN BE YOUR FOREMAN I WILL GET THOSE BRAZILIANS YOU HIRE TO WORK.
 
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GREAT IDEAS TONIGHT BLOCKHEAD YOU HAVE GOTTEN A LOT SMARTER SINCE THE LAST TIME WE TALKED.

WHO THE F-CK IS GOING TO HIRE A 50 YEAR OLD CAUCASIAN WITH NO WORK RECORD IN 10 YEARS.MY RESUME READS LAST JOB HELD 1999 THAT DOESNT LOOK GOOD FOR A JOB INTERVIEW.

HEY BLOCKHEAD YOU HIRING I CAN BE YOUR FOREMAN I WILL GET THOSE BRAZILIANS YOU HIRE TO WORK.
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Get back up on those beams. surely you kept up on ur dues.
 
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What about a "slip and fall" at the YMCA in the steam room?


Could take a while to ca$h but I'm sure Larry would go for it for a 25% cut.


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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVER LOST IN A WEEK :scared LARRY IS GOING TO BE PISSED AT FIRST BUT F-CK HIM THATS THE NATURE OF THE BUSINESS.

WHAT THE F-CK LARRY DO I LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO CAN COME UP WITH 6500 DOLLARS IN A WEEK JESUS F-CKING CHRIST LARRY I AM NOT A BRAIN SURGEON :scared

WHY WOULD LARRY LET ME GET THIS FAR OVER MY HEAD IF HE KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE.I SHOULD CALL THE COPS AND HAVE HIM BUSTED AND SAVE MYSELF A BOAT LOAD OF DOUGH :director:
 
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