LARRY (I AM BROKE)
- Thread starter beantownjim
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- Feb 23, 2005
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btj, we need a guy to move boxes, if you're interested the job pays 10.5 an hour, i might be able to front you the 6500 up front just b/c i think you're a stand up guy
what do you think?
what do you think?
Come on tea bag Jim :kiss: Go over to the Y like you use to a turn some tricks in the mens shower.
You were always good for a few quick hum and buffs to make some extra scratch when the wife would hold back the welfare cash.
Take Johnny knock knees with you, he was always being used as a male butt-plug by the russians, hell have him charge also and give what he make to you to help foot the bill.:mj07: :mj07:
Hope you get it all worked out will loan you the cash at 5.5 a week if you need it.:0corn
Glad to see your still doing well , don't forget to wipe the white stains off your lips after work.:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie
Got tokurby kurby kurby Good to read your still the man at the irish sociel culb, what happened to the side job they gave you cleaning the bathrooms:shrug:
You were always good for a few quick hum and buffs to make some extra scratch when the wife would hold back the welfare cash.
Take Johnny knock knees with you, he was always being used as a male butt-plug by the russians, hell have him charge also and give what he make to you to help foot the bill.:mj07: :mj07:
Hope you get it all worked out will loan you the cash at 5.5 a week if you need it.:0corn
Glad to see your still doing well , don't forget to wipe the white stains off your lips after work.:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie
Got tokurby kurby kurby Good to read your still the man at the irish sociel culb, what happened to the side job they gave you cleaning the bathrooms:shrug:
HEY FLETCHER ARE YOU STILL DELIVERING PAPERS IN LAS VEGAS YOU OVERPAYED PAPERBOY.I WAS LUCKY I ONLY LOST 6500 IF I WAS BETTING FLETCHERS PLAYS IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN 10 GRAND.:scared
FLETCHER :mj07: OH MAN WHOS NEXT TO WELCOME ME BACK TO MADJACKS FORUM (NICK DOUGLAS)
FLETCHER :mj07: OH MAN WHOS NEXT TO WELCOME ME BACK TO MADJACKS FORUM (NICK DOUGLAS)
Had to come back to see my old fried Jimmy can't ever have to bad of a day when you around, you can always make us laugh.:toast:
If i was Jack i would be careful here. Word on the street is Beaner has a lawsuit against another site owner for causing his elbow to hurt from over posting. Any news on that lawsuit Beaner?
85% OF MY BETS WITH BOOKIES ARE TOTALS THATS WHAT IS KILLING ME.I HAD TWO OVERS YESTERDAY THAT LOOKED LIKE SURE WINNERS EASTERN MICHIGAN AND UTAH AND UNLV.UNLV HAD THE BALL FIRST AND GOAL ON THE 5 YARD LINE TWICE AND SCORED ONLY 3 POINTSIT WAS JUST BAD BREAKS WHEN YOUR LOSING YOU CANT WIN THESE GAMES WHEN YOUR GOING GOOD YOU GET THOSE TOUCHDOWNS
BOYS I CANT EVEN EAT OR SLEEP I FEEL LIKE SHIT
LARRY HAS A BAD HEART I THINK I AM GOING TO SEND HIM OVER 2 PIZZAS EVERYTHING ON THEM AND A COUPLE OF ITALIAN SUBS MAYBE HE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK :sadwave: WITH MY LUCK IT WONT WORK AND IT WILL COST ME 30 MORE DOLLARS
This is quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever read.
Oh just wait, this is just a warm up.......it gets much, much funnier. (depending on one's sense of humor I guess)
HEY SPONGE MY RIGHT FOREARM STILL BOTHERS ME BUT ME LAWYER WWW.BARRYFEINSTEIN.COM SAID HE WONT SUE THE WEBSITE. HE CLAIMS JEWS DONT SUE JEWS ITS AGAINST THERE RELIGION.I HAVE TO HAVE THE ONLY JEW LAWYER WHO HAS MORALS THE LAWSUIT IS OFF
BOYS LARRY PLAYED HARD BALL WITH ME YESTERDAY I WAS SURPRISED HE WAS BULLSHIT.I STOOD UP TO HIM I SAID LISTEN LARRY YOU KNOW WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON I PLAY ONLINE I LOST MY 3 DIME BALANCE WHY ELSE WOULD I BE CALLING YOU ON THE PHONE TO BET SO DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME I DONT HAVE THE MONEY END OF STORY.I TOLD HIM 3 MONTHS AGO I WANT TO SHUT OFF MY ONLINE ACCOUNT AND HE WOULDNT DO IT WHY WOULD HE I WAS GOING BAD.THESE F-CKING BOOKIES KNOW ALL THE TRICKS LEAVE MY ACCOUNT OPEN SO I WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY :thefinger
BOOKIES KNOW WHATS GOING ON HE KNEW I WAS BURRIED BUT HE CONTINUED TO LET ME PLAY F-CK LARRY I CANT COME UP WITH THAT KIND OF DOUGH MY LOVELY WFE WOULD KILL ME IF SHE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON :box2:
BOYS LARRY PLAYED HARD BALL WITH ME YESTERDAY I WAS SURPRISED HE WAS BULLSHIT.I STOOD UP TO HIM I SAID LISTEN LARRY YOU KNOW WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON I PLAY ONLINE I LOST MY 3 DIME BALANCE WHY ELSE WOULD I BE CALLING YOU ON THE PHONE TO BET SO DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME I DONT HAVE THE MONEY END OF STORY.I TOLD HIM 3 MONTHS AGO I WANT TO SHUT OFF MY ONLINE ACCOUNT AND HE WOULDNT DO IT WHY WOULD HE I WAS GOING BAD.THESE F-CKING BOOKIES KNOW ALL THE TRICKS LEAVE MY ACCOUNT OPEN SO I WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY :thefinger
BOOKIES KNOW WHATS GOING ON HE KNEW I WAS BURRIED BUT HE CONTINUED TO LET ME PLAY F-CK LARRY I CANT COME UP WITH THAT KIND OF DOUGH MY LOVELY WFE WOULD KILL ME IF SHE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON :box2:
ALL I'M SAYING IF I LOSE I'M NOT PAYING
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT WELCH OF 2005 WHEN BEANTOWNJIM SCREWED THE JimmyFund.com OUT OF $300
HEY BEANER YOU NO GOOD MICK. THE BOYS AT THE DELI SAID YOU WERE BROKE THIS WEEK AND I WANTED TO WRITE YOU AND SAY TOUGH BREAK KID.
I'LL TOSS YOU A COUPLE OF BUCKS AND MAYBE A DINNER AT LEGALS SEAFOOD IF YOU PROMISE TO SHOVEL THE SNOW FROM MY DRIVEWAY THIS WINTER. OR I WILL JUST USE MY SNOWBLOWER TO THROW IT IN YOUR YARD AGAIN.
TELL YOUR LOVELY WIFE THAT YURI SAYS HI AND GIVE HER A WINK. SHE'LL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
I'LL TOSS YOU A COUPLE OF BUCKS AND MAYBE A DINNER AT LEGALS SEAFOOD IF YOU PROMISE TO SHOVEL THE SNOW FROM MY DRIVEWAY THIS WINTER. OR I WILL JUST USE MY SNOWBLOWER TO THROW IT IN YOUR YARD AGAIN.
TELL YOUR LOVELY WIFE THAT YURI SAYS HI AND GIVE HER A WINK. SHE'LL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
