Lawyer Joke

[Chain Saw]

A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were riding together when their car broke down.

They stopped at the first farm house and asked if they could spend the night.

Farmer says sure, but I only have room for two of you in the house. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.

Rabbi says no problem, I'll sleep in the barn. A few minutes later there is a knock on the farmers door. Its the Rabbi. I can't sleep in the barn says the Rabbi. There's a pig in there. I can't sleep with a pig.

Hindu says not to worry. I'll sleep in the barn. A few minutes go by and theres a knock at the farmers door. Its the Hindu. I can't sleep in the barn says the Hindu. There's a cow in there. I can't sleep with a cow.

Lawyer says no problem, I'll sleep in the barn. A few minutes later theres a knock on the farmers door. Its the pig and the cow.

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[dr. freeze]

:142lmao: :142lmao: :142smilie :142smilie :lol2 :lol2 :lol: :lol: :yup :yup

 

[Mjolnir]

great stuff. thanks

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I don't get it? Why didn't Mrs. Freeze and Mrs. Mjolnir want to sleep with the lawyer?

Eddie

 

[buddy]

Edward,

That's low.

Be nice and apologize.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Aw shucks, Buddy. Those guys have been real mean to me and us lawyer types. I think we should all band together and sue the heck out of them. Haskell v. Freeze et al.

Enough with the lawyer jokes. Maybe we should catagorize Freeze and Mjolnir and make jokes about them. But then again, they wouldn't get moron jokes.

Well, in the spirit of the season and to show that I am a much bigger man in front of my computer screen than they are in front of their computer screens......................... okay.

I'm sorry for calling Mrs. Freeze and Mrs. Mjolnir big, fat, sweaty, filthy, disgusting farm animals, whose only value in life is to someday end up on someones plate for breakfast, that roll around in the mud and lay big chips out in the fields.

Eddie

 

[Penguinfan]

Edward, just so you know, your humor is not wasted, misguided, but not wasted, LOL.

 

[Mjolnir]

merry christmas Eddie!

 

[THE KOD]

Eddie

Somehow the apology part doesn't ring true.

 

[THE KOD]

But then again, they wouldn't get moron jokes.

Eddie

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How do you keep a moron in suspense ?

I''ll tell you tommorrow !


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your killing me here.

 

[THE KOD]

Eddies in the barn and he notched
my pig ears !

 

[dr. freeze]

Ebenezer Haskill spreads his hatred from afar once again.

Merry Christmas Ebbie!!!

 

[THE KOD]

Eddies in the barn !

 

[THE KOD]

I can't sleep in the barn says the Rabbi. Eddie's in there. I can't sleep with Eddie.

 

[THE KOD]

I can't sleep in the barn says the Hindu.
Eddie's in there. I can't sleep with Eddie.

 

[joebell]

Quick Scott etal, lets test your Ag knowledge...why do the ears of the pig you posted above have all of those funny trianlge pieces missing from them?

 

[THE KOD]

Quick Scott etal, lets test your Ag knowledge...why do the ears of the pig you posted above have all of those funny trianlge pieces missing from them?

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Pig Facts

Market pigs weigh about 220 pound to 260 pounds.
It takes 114 days (3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days) from conception until a sow gives birth to the piglets.
Most sows have two litters per year with 7 to 12 piglets in each..
Pigs' ears are notched so that farmers can identify what month they were born and which sow was their mother.

:thumb: :thumb:

KOD

 

[ripken8]

scott,

I don't care what anybody says. you're the funniest person here at mj's.

ripken8

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Buddy and Penguinfan:

Congratulations to your football team on a very fine season. As you know, we booed ****** out of here but he really does know how to run a defense.

Dr. and Mjolnir. Lets throw Wayne and Gardenweasel into this mix also. For the new year will you guys please give it up on the anti-lawyer schtick. In turn, I will give up the anti-moron schtick. Lets see who blinks first.

Scott. Its tomorrow so whats the punch line. Actually that was cute. Happy New Year.

Eddie

 

[Chain Saw]

What do you call a dead attorney floating down the Ohio River?






A good start.
:142lmao: :142lmao:

Rim shot please.