Lawyer Joke
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Ebenezar, I promise not to give any unwarranted criticism of your profession.
Happy New Year.
Dr. Freeze
Happy New Year.
Dr. Freeze
Eddie,
i thought it was a good joke. no offfense meant.
I'm Irish, scottish and I'm a redneck from Texas. feel free to go after me in any way, my friends do every day. just please leave my family out of it.
hope you & yours had a great christmas and a safe and prosperous New Year.
i thought it was a good joke. no offfense meant.
I'm Irish, scottish and I'm a redneck from Texas. feel free to go after me in any way, my friends do every day. just please leave my family out of it.
hope you & yours had a great christmas and a safe and prosperous New Year.
As posted in the past here at MJ's.....
As posted in the past here at MJ's.....
The Kind Lawyer Story:
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his
limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed,
he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We
don't have money for
food," the poor man replied. "Well, then, you can
come with me to my house"
the lawyer said.
"But sir , I have a wife and two children with me."
"Bring them along," the
lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated,"You come
with us also." The second
man then, in a pitiful voice said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and six
children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They
all entered the car,
which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limousine. Once
underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, "Sir, you
are too kind. Thank you for taking us all.
The lawyer replied, " Glad to do it..........
You'll love my place;
The grass is almost a foot high. "
As posted in the past here at MJ's.....
The Kind Lawyer Story:
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his
limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed,
he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We
don't have money for
food," the poor man replied. "Well, then, you can
come with me to my house"
the lawyer said.
"But sir , I have a wife and two children with me."
"Bring them along," the
lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated,"You come
with us also." The second
man then, in a pitiful voice said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and six
children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They
all entered the car,
which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limousine. Once
underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, "Sir, you
are too kind. Thank you for taking us all.
The lawyer replied, " Glad to do it..........
You'll love my place;
The grass is almost a foot high. "
The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, so a volunteer was sent to solicit his donation.
"Sir, you have a successful law practice. You must be worth millions. Surely you could give back a little to your community through The United Way."
The lawyer said, "First, are you aware that my mother is dying from a long, painful illness? And that she has medical bills far beyond her ability to pay?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Uh, no."
"Second, did you know my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind, confined to a wheelchair, and unable to support his wife and six children?"
The stricken United Way rep mumbled another, "Uh, no."
"Third, do you realize that my sister's husband died in a dreadful traffic accident leaving her penniless, with a huge mortgage and three young children?"
The United Way rep was humiliated. "No, sir. I had no idea."
The lawyer concluded, "Well, then. If I don't give any money to them, why do you think I'd give you people a damn dime?!"
"Sir, you have a successful law practice. You must be worth millions. Surely you could give back a little to your community through The United Way."
The lawyer said, "First, are you aware that my mother is dying from a long, painful illness? And that she has medical bills far beyond her ability to pay?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Uh, no."
"Second, did you know my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind, confined to a wheelchair, and unable to support his wife and six children?"
The stricken United Way rep mumbled another, "Uh, no."
"Third, do you realize that my sister's husband died in a dreadful traffic accident leaving her penniless, with a huge mortgage and three young children?"
The United Way rep was humiliated. "No, sir. I had no idea."
The lawyer concluded, "Well, then. If I don't give any money to them, why do you think I'd give you people a damn dime?!"
