Lets create a story

[IntenseOperator]

put globs of peanut butter on Kneifl's pecker as the

 

[BADTODABONE]

...kirby vacuum salesman started a knock at the door...

 

[S-Love]

legendary high school football coach Herman Boone walked on the other side of the street. Meanwhile...

 

[BADTODABONE]

the kirby vacuum saleman kept knocking at the door. he smelled peanut butter...

 

[IntenseOperator]

on the dogs breathe as he

 

[Agent 0659]

had decided to bend down and kiss the dog, hoping to.......

 

[BADTODABONE]

kiss the dogs ass, but there was S-Love, licking it...

 

[S-Love]

as he mistakenly thought the dog's ass was Mrs Kneifl's lips. He then proceeded to grap one of the leashes and...

 

[BADTODABONE]

tied it around S-Love's neck and the bumper of the neighbor's 4x4 Monster Pick-up Truck as the neighbor....

 

[White Shadow]

was getting Herman Boone's autograph......The next thing you know,......

 

[IntenseOperator]

some guy online says "who the phuck is Herman Boone" as the dogs wonder why they got cheese with their peanut butter as....

 

[White Shadow]

Herman Boone looks up and sees some jerk-off peering out his window above his computer monitor and shouts "what the phuck are you looking at? Don't you know who I am, I'm Herman Phucking Boone". The online guy pulls his curtains shut and begins to.....

 

[Schouest]

look at the TV playing in the corner and see some WSOP reruns and see some schmoe giving a big fat thumbs up to the camera giving Big Herm the idea to....

 

[White Shadow]

go to the bathroom and look at his fake eye in the mirror.......At this point, Kneifl.......

 

[Agent 0659]

finally gets finished jerking the dog off, and he and S-Love head over to...

 

[IntenseOperator]

the local tavern to start a shot contest, last man standing style as the dogs wonder.....

 

[BADTODABONE]

woof...woof

the dogs wonder...

 

[Agent 0659]

who is this Mad Jack character anyway, and why is he mad? So they head for Columbus Indiana via.....

 

[BADTODABONE]

cyberspace and a stop at betJamica, after leaving there...

 

[IntenseOperator]

they wonder how some dopes come to be a "die hard Cub's fan" and see BetJam has lines on.....