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Ok as soon as i get done with my date with Marty’s wife i will
Post tomorrow’s plays. I’m pretty sure they Will be better than today’s.

I recommend tailing them all.
 
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Schoolkate +140 BIG
Tabilo -140 (feels off tho)
Altmier/Coric +115
Halys -120
Jarry/Mensik +2.5 sets +100
Shap -1.5 sets -155
Diallo -110
Medjedovic +115 BIG


Dumb parlay…
Korda/Meddy/shap/emma +110 BIG
 
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kickserv said:
Marton Fucsovics has a super hot wife (I have met her briefly a couple of times, she's actually a pretty cool chick).


Anyway if you watched the match she was yelling from the crowd that she was horny and wanted to get laid. Jord20 was actually sitting two rows back and was making his way towards her to make his move. Once Marton Fucsovics saw Jord20 moving in on his wife he got jealous and immediately retired and jumped into the crowd to warn Jord20 to stay away. You can't blame him for retiring, when Jord20 is after your women you gotta take every precaution to keep him away. Plus Jord20 was wearing a Madjack T-shirt and as we know hot chicks can't resist that.





Also, it is worth noting that when I played I retired from almost all my matches because chicks in the crowd were constantly yelling at me to have sex with them. That is the reason why I always lost, but that is the cross I had to bear for being so sexy in my tight shorts.
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kickserv said:
^^^Not Madjack Sponsors^^^

Smitty banned 9 hours for not being loyal.
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i'm back, baby!

as far as i know, no MJ's sponsors are actually legal in the state of NY. surely you're not asking me to break the law?

the only illegal gambling site i was ever able to actually fund was full tilt poker back in the day. and we all know how THAT turned out.
 
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Smitty said:
as far as i know, no MJ's sponsors are actually legal in the state of NY. surely you're not asking me to break the law?
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Ya do what ya gotta do to support Madjacks, that is the rule. Laws mean nothing when it comes to Madjacks, think of it as The Purge.
 
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Bad Rd 1... but we on to Rd2, and I like theses matchups a little better. Almost all dogs in tonight...

Rinky +7.5
Etchverry -130 BIG
Foe/Lehecka/Shang +100
Cazaux +310 and +5.5


Alja +195 BIG and +1.5 sets -150 BIGGG
Townsend +1.5 sets -130
Ruse +4.5
NIemeir -120
Bronsweaty +6.5
Kalinina +4.5
Stearns +130 BIGG
 
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God I'm a pussy... I was handicapping multiple sports, but watching TP/SOnego. Lorenzo had a billion chances to break. Down 4-2, I wanted to bet him to win the set... Bit I never even looked at odds. Does anyone know what it was live... he looked better and Tommy was flailing a bit. Fuck.
 
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Thommo +175
Korda/Machac over 37.5
Bellucci/Fils -110
Kokki-144 BIGG
Schoolkate +2.5 sets -150
Meddy/Paul/Cobolli -110
 
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