So it's good for the environment as well as profitable? Nice. How can I work the carbon credits into this scheme?
Lindsay Lohan Busted Again for Cocaine, DUI
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If you had clients like her and Pac Man Jones here in Nashville, you wouldn't need the "s" on the end of clients:142smilie
just heard about her parents
F'n mess!!!
It's possible I could be in far worse shape if I were in her position.
Maybe a bad start in mental life.
Heard she fired an assistant and her mom came to get (the assistant) and Lindsay followed them with her vehicle. Mom didn't know who was following her and called the cops who then stopped Lindsay.:com:
F'n mess!!!
It's possible I could be in far worse shape if I were in her position.
Maybe a bad start in mental life.
Heard she fired an assistant and her mom came to get (the assistant) and Lindsay followed them with her vehicle. Mom didn't know who was following her and called the cops who then stopped Lindsay.:com:
her assistant may have quit
and she was chasing her:nono:
probably hammered
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@ 1:30 AM in Santa Monica Cali:com:
and she was chasing her:nono:
probably hammered
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@ 1:30 AM in Santa Monica Cali:com:
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Paris has been quiet for a couple of weeks. Now we have someone to take up the slack. Somwhow this doesn't surprise me!
Artist/Band: Cash Johnny
Lyrics for Song: Cocaine Blues
Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head
Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun
Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I ran too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico
Late in the hot joints takin' the pills
In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty heck that shot your woman down
Said yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee
If you've got the warrant just a-read it to me
Shot her down because she made me sore
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more
When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail
They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail
Early next mornin' bout a half past nine
I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Ah, and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court
Into the courtroom my trial began
Where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out
I saw the little judge commence to look about
In about five minutes in walked the man
Holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read murder in the first degree
I hollered Lawdy Lawdy, have a mercy on me
The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground
I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you've gotta listen unto me
Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be
....Someone needs to rewrite this classic for Lindsay.
Lyrics for Song: Cocaine Blues
Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head
Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun
Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I ran too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico
Late in the hot joints takin' the pills
In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty heck that shot your woman down
Said yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee
If you've got the warrant just a-read it to me
Shot her down because she made me sore
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more
When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail
They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail
Early next mornin' bout a half past nine
I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Ah, and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court
Into the courtroom my trial began
Where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out
I saw the little judge commence to look about
In about five minutes in walked the man
Holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read murder in the first degree
I hollered Lawdy Lawdy, have a mercy on me
The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground
I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you've gotta listen unto me
Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be
....Someone needs to rewrite this classic for Lindsay.
TMZ (see below) sez she could get 6 years, but celebrity justice in LA goes by a whole set of other rules...
from TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan might be adding a whole lotta striped jumpsuits to her wardrobe.
Already facing charges for driving under the influence and misdemeanor hit and run in Beverly Hills, Lindsay racked up even more charges last night in Santa Monica, and is now facing big-time jail time.
The maximum sentence she faced for the original DUI and hit and run charges was 6 months for each. Last night, Lindsay was charged with another DUI -- if convicted of both DUIs, she could face up to one year in jail. And the horror doesn't stop there! She was also charged with possession of cocaine, which is a felony and carries a maximum of three years in jail.
La Lohan is accused of driving on a suspended license as well, which carries a maximum of one year in jail. Her frenemy Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days for the same offense.
As far as the allegation of bringing cocaine into a correctional facility -- our sources tell us that this charge will most likely be dropped, because it is only enforced if someone transports drugs to an inmate in custody. La Lohan didn't willingly go to jail last night!
Judges don't take kindly to arrestees whose crimes occur so close together -- so it's quite possible that the proverbial book will be thrown at her. In a worst case scenario, Lilo could face SIX YEARS in jail!
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Here she is again at the Polaroid Beach House in 'Bu last Saturday:
from TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan might be adding a whole lotta striped jumpsuits to her wardrobe.
Already facing charges for driving under the influence and misdemeanor hit and run in Beverly Hills, Lindsay racked up even more charges last night in Santa Monica, and is now facing big-time jail time.
The maximum sentence she faced for the original DUI and hit and run charges was 6 months for each. Last night, Lindsay was charged with another DUI -- if convicted of both DUIs, she could face up to one year in jail. And the horror doesn't stop there! She was also charged with possession of cocaine, which is a felony and carries a maximum of three years in jail.
La Lohan is accused of driving on a suspended license as well, which carries a maximum of one year in jail. Her frenemy Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days for the same offense.
As far as the allegation of bringing cocaine into a correctional facility -- our sources tell us that this charge will most likely be dropped, because it is only enforced if someone transports drugs to an inmate in custody. La Lohan didn't willingly go to jail last night!
Judges don't take kindly to arrestees whose crimes occur so close together -- so it's quite possible that the proverbial book will be thrown at her. In a worst case scenario, Lilo could face SIX YEARS in jail!
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Here she is again at the Polaroid Beach House in 'Bu last Saturday:
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TERRIFIC!
OK, We get it. You (like every other straight male on the forum) would have sex with Lindsay Lohan. That's amazing information.:com:
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TERRIFIC!
OK, We get it. You (like every other straight male on the forum) would have sex with Lindsay Lohan. That's amazing information.:com:
Hey SMurphy...I woke up this morning & guess what...
I discovered that no doubt in my mind...I would sit tap that ass....:00hour
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Triplesec, Thank you for the update. I wasn't sure if you still wanted to have sex with her today. It's very important that you keep us informed on this matter. For some reason, I assumed all this time that you had no interest in a physical relationship with Miss Lohan. Your post yesterday was very surprising news. Thank you in advance for keeping me in the loop on all your celebrity hardons in the future.
