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Slow down buddy #3 already. Something must have you riled up!!

:grins:

Finally some good weather (85 and cloudy). Had 2 on the course, dinner and #3 just cracked. 4 tourneys at once on Stars, and I plan on over serving myself tonight!!:com:
 

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Hoping all is well bud!!
Morris-Man: Just "Kicking back".As stated LN,Wife in New York City on buying trip for her
store.She`s back tommorow night. Got all my "Honey Do" stuff out of the way&"Kicking back". After golf league TN (Had 43 with 2 doubles
on L2 holes) on #6:00hour :142smilie
 

Morris

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Above the Clouds....
Morris-Man: Just "Kicking back".As stated LN,Wife in New York City on buying trip for her
store.She`s back tommorow night. Got all my "Honey Do" stuff out of the way&"Kicking back". After golf league TN (Had 43 with 2 doubles
on L2 holes) on #6:00hour :142smilie

Enjoy my friend...winding down at this point. Got to get up at 5am tomorrow. :com:
 

IntenseOperator

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1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. After you get drunk and puke Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refresh able ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.:scared

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.;)

And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!
 
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