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BADTODABONE

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YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BUDDY SPONGE THIS WEEKEND :shrug:

Sponges?s 14-month relationship with blow-up doll ........she was a cheating,...... lying whore.i.......... his roommate......... robbery.....

?I once caught [my roommate] snooping around my room, but he claimed he was on......"

Sponge first met Amber at the Le Sex Shoppe on North Broad St....... Labor Day weekend.

?Maybe she felt a little under-appreciated, Sponge said. "."
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priceless chit Vinnie :mj07:
 

Ronnie

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Ronnie, at least you are still young enough to "catch" the young ones:00hour The rest of us middle aged just like to hear the stories these days:mj07:

Oh well, when I hit the lottery, you will be hearing about my stories or I could tell you some from the good old days:142smilie

Not that young. I guess I should keep having fun while I can. Not looking to get married or have kids.
 

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Ronnie-Man: Drink "Bud-Select" too,when Out&about(As IE would say). Have you tried
Miller-High-Light-Lite ?Great beer price is lot better too. on #9 &Doing "Fine".:mj06:
 

Ronnie

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Ronnie-Man: Drink "Bud-Select" too,when Out&about(As IE would say). Have you tried
Miller-High-Light-Lite ?Great beer price is lot better too. on #9 &Doing "Fine".:mj06:

Surprisingly, I haven't. Been in the bar business for 12 years and have yet to try it. Maybe, I'll go pick up a 6-pack and give it a shot. Poppin open #13!!:00hour
 

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Went to buy a case of Sam's Summer Ale for the bbq I went to today, and they are pushing Octoberfest already.

Guess summer really is over :sadwave:
 

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By the way im on number 14, in 30th at the 3rd break. this is usually when i would start roasting, once again i enjoy the diatribe here and didnt mean to offend anyone esp. you spongy, can i call u spongy.
 

vinnie

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can i call u spongy.

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BADTODABONE

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HOLY CRAP......Tourists were leaving yesterday, I spend an afternoon on the water, almost an Ocean by myself alone....dock the boat, wash it down...:drinky: ....back at the apt.....10 year tennant from Russia, no green card, no work, run down $100.00 car, begging me for a job....:com:

I have 2 out of 3 picks made in the HH/Kramer contest...this is pressure...Leo may have to sleep in his Van....and there isn't a river :drinky: here.....

Back to work in the am & a for sale sign for Leo's $100.00 car tomorrow eve
 

BADTODABONE

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Jeez you didn't tell me I needed a car when I come to visit!! I'll give hime 10 bucks. :142smilie


I'll pick you up at the airport or take the Keys Shuttle....I checked Leo's car out....4 slick tires...I'll offer him a 100.00 if it starts tomorrow eve.;.....last one :drinky: ......
 

vinnie

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I'll pick you up at the airport or take the Keys Shuttle....I checked Leo's car out....4 slick tires...I'll offer him a 100.00 if it starts tomorrow eve.;.....last one :drinky: ......

get him a moped from capt. Jack :SIB
 

BADTODABONE

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get him a moped from capt. Jack :SIB

Vinnie.....:drinky:

From the time stamp, you had a late night and got Jack confused with Capt. Jeff, who is in Costa Rica

The Mayor of Windley Key sold me my scooter (mopeds when I grew up had bike pedals)..he is out of used scooters at this time.

:drinky:

Heading over to Leo's apt, the illegal Russian that has been in the Keys for 10 years...no SS#...:com:...giving him a 'FOR SALE' sign or offer him a $100.00 if the car starts....then back for one of these :drinky:
 

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I'm in for a few tonite Bad. Big weekend coming up for me. Adirandack Nationals also know as the Lost Weekend!! :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :toast:
 

vinnie

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Vinnie.....:drinky:

From the time stamp, you had a late night and got Jack confused with Capt. Jeff, who is in Costa Rica

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nah capt Jack from key west the white hair long white beard quaalude guy that ran guns to cuba :shrug:
 

BADTODABONE

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nah capt Jack from key west the white hair long white beard quaalude guy that ran guns to cuba :shrug:

E. Hemingway is dead...plenty of Captains here that fit your description...I heard numerous drug stories and believe some of them, floating to shore

Square Groupers.....bales dropped out of planes
 

BADTODABONE

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I'm in for a few tonite Bad. Big weekend coming up for me. Adirandack Nationals also know as the Lost Weekend!! :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :toast:

Morris.............you had too many for me to reply to you....:142smilie...I had to backspace a couple out....3rd try
 

vinnie

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E. Hemingway is dead...plenty of Captains here that fit your description...I heard numerous drug stories and believe some of them, floating to shore

Square Groupers.....bales dropped out of planes

you just set off a brain wave :00hour his name is Captain Tony he owns Captain Tony's Saloon in Key West I guess he could be dead by now too :shrug:
 
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