MadJack's Sportsbar
- Thread starter MadJack
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- Feb 26, 2001
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Why don't you try talking to the pussy instead posting about it on an internet forum?
Didn't notice, well, I thought Sports was a little short with his reply, but that was about it.
Other than that, normal night
Oh - Hedge pulled one of these on us
But after that, nothing
DAMN! I really thought Hedgie could pull it off this time :facepalm:
Heading to the local Baskeball Playoffs in a couple of hours. There's a lot of HOT MILF'S running around, most/all want me as you would expect. I'll be nailing some of them in the locker room at half time then the rest in between games under the blechers.....I'll try and post pics & video later this afternoon.....
God I love the Local Talent :00hour
Just woke up :facepalm: Hungover.
It was fun last night, especially the champagne room:toast: I got some pics and a video, management made me delete it...Assholes...
:toast:
Have a good day boys, I will not be drinking tonight :facepalm:
It was fun last night, especially the champagne room:toast: I got some pics and a video, management made me delete it...Assholes...
:toast:
Have a good day boys, I will not be drinking tonight :facepalm:
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If Aesop were alive today....
The Boy Who cried Pics & Video
There once was a horny boy who was bored as he sat at the Titty Bar watching the beautiful talent. To amuse himself he took a great breath and posted, "Pics & Videos, I have pictures of the girls!"
The Mad Jackers came running to this thread to help the boy comment on the multimedia. But when they arrived at the thread, they found no pictures or videos. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.
"Don't cry 'pics & vids', horny boy," said the Mad Jackers, "when there's no pics or vids!" They went grumbling back down the thread.
Later, the boy sang out again, "Pics & Vids! Pics & Vids! I went to the titty bar and got Pics & Vids!" To his naughty delight, he watched the Mad Jackers run up the hill to help him comment.
When the Mad Jackers saw no Pics & Vids they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really Pics & Vids! Don't cry 'Pics & Vids' when there is NO Pics & Vids!"
But the horny boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.
Later, he saw a REAL picture of a naked woman. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Pics & Vids! Pics & Vids!"
But the Mad Jackers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.
At sunset, everyone wondered why the horny boy hadn't returned to MJ's from the Titty Bar. They went to the thread to find the horny boy. They found him weeping.
"There really was a naked woman here! I cried out, "Pics & Vids!" Why didn't you come?"
An old man named Sportsaholic tried to comfort the horny boy.
"You shouldn't drink and drive, and you need to be a role model for your children, and don't make promises that your ass can't keep" he said, putting his arm around the horny boy, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
The Boy Who cried Pics & Video
There once was a horny boy who was bored as he sat at the Titty Bar watching the beautiful talent. To amuse himself he took a great breath and posted, "Pics & Videos, I have pictures of the girls!"
The Mad Jackers came running to this thread to help the boy comment on the multimedia. But when they arrived at the thread, they found no pictures or videos. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.
"Don't cry 'pics & vids', horny boy," said the Mad Jackers, "when there's no pics or vids!" They went grumbling back down the thread.
Later, the boy sang out again, "Pics & Vids! Pics & Vids! I went to the titty bar and got Pics & Vids!" To his naughty delight, he watched the Mad Jackers run up the hill to help him comment.
When the Mad Jackers saw no Pics & Vids they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really Pics & Vids! Don't cry 'Pics & Vids' when there is NO Pics & Vids!"
But the horny boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.
Later, he saw a REAL picture of a naked woman. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Pics & Vids! Pics & Vids!"
But the Mad Jackers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.
At sunset, everyone wondered why the horny boy hadn't returned to MJ's from the Titty Bar. They went to the thread to find the horny boy. They found him weeping.
"There really was a naked woman here! I cried out, "Pics & Vids!" Why didn't you come?"
An old man named Sportsaholic tried to comfort the horny boy.
"You shouldn't drink and drive, and you need to be a role model for your children, and don't make promises that your ass can't keep" he said, putting his arm around the horny boy, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
did you drink and drive again?
and why were you so embarrassed that you deleted/edited your posts from last night?
So in summary...
Have fun Sports - Just email me the pics like last time - Thx M8
I call BULL-SHITopcorn2
Have fun Sports - Just email me the pics like last time - Thx M8
I included the link to - The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf.
Just in case anyone wanted to read the moral story to their children.
Nah, I'm headed to the bar to watch some games this afternoon. I'll pay a girl about $350 to do that for me though.
Hi guys, just a quick update.......Opposing Coaches Wife----Principals Office :0074
Both Ref's GF's, under da bleachers----:0074
Cheerleaders Coach----TBD :0074
I'll have plenty of pics & videos with play by play later :0008
Both Ref's GF's, under da bleachers----:0074
Cheerleaders Coach----TBD :0074
I'll have plenty of pics & videos with play by play later :0008
