MadJack's Sportsbar
- Thread starter MadJack
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A husband and wife are sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken woman sitting alone at a nearby table, downing glass after glass.
"Do you know her?" the wife asks.
"Yes," the husband says, with a self-important sigh. "She was my old girlfriend. I hear she took to drinking right after we split up and hasn't been sober since."
"Wow!" the wife says. "Who would think a person could keep celebrating that long?"
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"Do you know her?" the wife asks.
"Yes," the husband says, with a self-important sigh. "She was my old girlfriend. I hear she took to drinking right after we split up and hasn't been sober since."
"Wow!" the wife says. "Who would think a person could keep celebrating that long?"
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Baking Soda and water #2 :sadwave:
Worst fecking heartburn I ever had.
Meatball Sub for lunch
I never had heartburn until I quit smoking - The calcium antacid pills usually work for me, at least in the short term
tum, tu tum tum, tums
heading out for a few beers and crawfish tonight :toast:
Jack, I take alka seltzer for indigestion, lemon-lime flavor
Jack, I take alka seltzer for indigestion, lemon-lime flavor
