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Do You Drink?.................................................................................
Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: Three 6 packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So One 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

??..After a brief Pause??.

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: So..... Where's your faaqing Ferrari then?



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DZ

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Steelhead Porter (Mad River Brewing Co., CA) as I move back to doing my work after betting sports.

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meeting a chick I met a week ago on match.com for happy hour tonight at 6, sure hope she looks like her profile picture

if not then its off to the strip club :0008
 

MadJack

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Beer day is tomorrow. Have been only doing one day a week since the new year. Not bad either.

So i'll be in here tomorrow making an ass of myself. :0008
 
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