Cav's really want this 1st half to go under.....Every Hawk basket there fart around and 5-10 sec runs off the clock before they even in bound the ball.....:shrug:
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heading out the door to UBER :0008
gonna see how many I can give a ride this morning doing the "walk of shame" :142smilie
Get a few selfies with them to post....a video with a story would be nice too....:0008
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After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ...
"You idiot! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ...
"You idiot! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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