MadJack's Sportsbar

[Betone]

#5 Vodka and cranberry :toast:

 

[Sportsaholic]

#5 Vodka and cranberry :toast:

atta boy.....switched to Vodka Rocks......how's that lawn coming Jack.....:0008

 

[MadJack]

atta boy.....switched to Vodka Rocks......how's that lawn coming Jack.....:0008

On the porch drinking #3 since mowing.


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[Betone]

atta boy.....switched to Vodka Rocks......how's that lawn coming Jack.....:0008

On the porch drinking #3 since mowing.


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Heading to the back porch to smoke a Maker's mark cigar :toast:

 

[Sportsaholic]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."


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[MadJack]

 

[McKenzie]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."


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Ouch. :toast:

 

[McKenzie]

That's so me. :toast:

 

[sushi]

Crown with a splash of ginger ale

 

[Sportsaholic]

good night...........#?



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[sushi]

good night...........#?



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If that ? Is to me I drank 3 and passed out in my chair.... then crawled up to hell....

Started today off with some Baileys in my cafe now I'm on to my first bloody mary.... and I'm smoking some pot today :Yep:


One of my daughters got it for me at the pot shop :facepalm:


And you all thought I was some right wing conservative. .... :142smilie

I can be a fukin liberal sometimes too dammit.

 

[Morris]

:00x32

 

[MadJack]

:face palm:


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[Sportsaholic]

:face palm:


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Drunk already....:shrug:

 

[MadJack]

Drunk already....:shrug:

Dom last night :facepalm:


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[MadJack]

From


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[The Boys]

 

[MadJack]

All better. Eggs sausage pancakes bacon coffee toast.

Don't get that root beer shit ever. I only had 2. Disgusting. I can still taste it. Ugh.


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[Sportsaholic]

All better. Eggs sausage pancakes bacon coffee toast.

Don't get that root beer shit ever. I only had 2. Disgusting. I can still taste it. Ugh.


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I need a layer of grease myself.....:0003

 

[sushi]

Drinking some Chang today.