MadJack's Sportsbar

[Chadman]

#6, and another one:

From Brian Regan:

Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.
:142smilie

 

[Chadman]

#7, seems I'm drinking alone of late... but that's ok...

Twins tie it up on a two out rally, Gomez with a sweet triple. MAN that kid can RUN!
kurby kurby kurby

 

[Woodson]

Mission Accomplished...

Thought I'd stop in for a joke to pass the time...



I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

 

[bohawk]

Mission Accomplished...

Thought I'd stop in for a joke to pass the time...



I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

You da Man: Now i`ll know how to
recognize you @ Madjackers 3:mj07: :sadwave:

 

[Woodson]

You da Man: Now i`ll know how to
recognize you @ Madjackers 3:mj07: :sadwave:

I'll be the guy you keep helping find his ball! :mj07:

 

[BADTODABONE]

...Elk`s club....

BPOE

 

[BADTODABONE]

what the heck is a Elk's Club, bohawk??

:mj07: I'm a charter member of a club in my home town.... :mj07:

It was the MOOSE LODGE :mj07: back in the '70's :142smilie

 

[bohawk]

BPOE

I would give the "Sign" but not
allowed to"!:scared :mj07: #8&wife is
still in "The Big Apple"!:mj06:Brewski #9-

 

[Chadman]

#8, and trying to decide if I want to take a psychology test tonight... :00x32

 

[IE]

:mj07: I'm a charter member of a club in my home town.... :mj07:

It was the MOOSE LODGE :mj07: back in the '70's :142smilie

Here Moose, Here Moose!!

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[Chadman]

I think we had a game tonight... :mj07:

 

[BADTODABONE]

Here Moose, Here Moose!!

:mj07: :mj07:

No Moose in KS, just the men's club, for business....

'Here Moose' :142smilie ....

OK, no moose...back to golf :142smilie

 

[Sportsaholic]

I think we had a game tonight... :mj07:

Was this the "Elks Man Boobs" League :shrug:


"A" Cups Division :shrug:

 

[Morris]

"ello mates"

Cops said no beer while walking around downtown!!

There's beer here tho! :00hour

 

[Morris]

Vinnie and jackson turn in early?

 

[bohawk]

[/B]

Was this the "Elks Man Boobs" League :shrug:


"A" Cups Division :shrug:

To our absent:sadwave: brothers

 

[Morris]

[/B]To our absent:sadwave: brothers

The bell tolls.......

 

[bohawk]

Vinnie and jackson turn in early?

Heading out too big -guy!
Later:sadwave:

 

[MadJack]

You da Man: Now i`ll know how to
recognize you @ Madjackers 3:mj07: :sadwave:

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[deadeye]

woody williams/?

woody williams/?

are you shitting me? woody is still around? when the astros signed him last time he was pumping it in around 70. so painful to watch. bet the o/u was like a celebrity softball game