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went home for Fathers Day yesterday and teed em up this morning with Dad, bro in law and nephew:00hour
having a few beers before crashing, it was a hot mofo out there :toast:
having a few beers before crashing, it was a hot mofo out there :toast:
Woodson, you at it again........lolol...j/k
Drunk Golfer Tries To Drive Home In Rented Golf Cart
A golf cart may seem safer than a regular car?especially when you've just downed 10 beers over 18 holes?but that does not mean you should try to drunk drive one home after a day on the links.
A 47-year-old Milwaukee gentleman was pulled over on Highway 157 this weekend, driving a battery-powered fairway sedan filled with empty beer cans after "a group of 'uncles'" left him behind at a local golf course. He only lived forty miles away and needed a ride, so he figured, "Why don't I just drive this rented golf cart home?" Doesn't everything make more sense after 10 beers?
After [the police officer] turned on the squad car's emergency lights and air horn, the suspect turned to wave and then pulled the cart onto the shoulder of the highway, according to the report. But the man continued driving the cart.
The deputy then used a siren, and the driver eventually stopped the cart about three-tenths of a mile south of the intersection, the report says, or about a mile from the golf course....
The man admitted that he had consumed around 10 beers while at the golf course, but that he did not believe he was intoxicated.
The suspect later told Meier that he did not know where he was at the time of the traffic stop and that "he did not even realize he was driving the golf cart on the road until he saw the squad with lights behind him," the report says.
Gee, I wonder why his "uncles" left him there. Obviously, he failed a sobriety test and was ticketed for any number of offenses. Putting up two bogeys in the final four holes when you're leading the U.S. Open will really do a number on a guy.
Drunk Golfer Tries To Drive Home In Rented Golf Cart
A golf cart may seem safer than a regular car?especially when you've just downed 10 beers over 18 holes?but that does not mean you should try to drunk drive one home after a day on the links.
A 47-year-old Milwaukee gentleman was pulled over on Highway 157 this weekend, driving a battery-powered fairway sedan filled with empty beer cans after "a group of 'uncles'" left him behind at a local golf course. He only lived forty miles away and needed a ride, so he figured, "Why don't I just drive this rented golf cart home?" Doesn't everything make more sense after 10 beers?
After [the police officer] turned on the squad car's emergency lights and air horn, the suspect turned to wave and then pulled the cart onto the shoulder of the highway, according to the report. But the man continued driving the cart.
The deputy then used a siren, and the driver eventually stopped the cart about three-tenths of a mile south of the intersection, the report says, or about a mile from the golf course....
The man admitted that he had consumed around 10 beers while at the golf course, but that he did not believe he was intoxicated.
The suspect later told Meier that he did not know where he was at the time of the traffic stop and that "he did not even realize he was driving the golf cart on the road until he saw the squad with lights behind him," the report says.
Gee, I wonder why his "uncles" left him there. Obviously, he failed a sobriety test and was ticketed for any number of offenses. Putting up two bogeys in the final four holes when you're leading the U.S. Open will really do a number on a guy.
sounded like a good plan to me:shrug:
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having a few Stellas then have a big porterhouse, shrooms and veggies:toast:
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having a few Stellas then have a big porterhouse, shrooms and veggies:toast:
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That seriously could have been me Saturday. There were six of us, and we still haven't heard from two! :142smilie
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That seriously could have been me Saturday. There were six of us, and we still haven't heard from two! :142smilie
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I am t minus 5 minutes from firing up grill:00hour
opening up last of my Stellas:toast:
I am t minus 5 minutes from firing up grill:00hour
opening up last of my Stellas:toast:
After tying rebar and a cement pour for an upper deck for a homeowner here the past few days....no....
I am to sore to do the 'Moon Walk' that Kosar speaks of :mj07:
I've got a Keys Koozie and a Boat Key Fob :00x9 for whom ever hits the 15000 post in this thread :mj07:
Be #15,000 & OK for my e-mail :00hour
Be #15,000 & OK for my e-mail :00hour
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just pulled the chicken off the grill for my boys
will be firing up salmon and Acadian prawns for me later after a few more :toast:
just pulled the chicken off the grill for my boys
will be firing up salmon and Acadian prawns for me later after a few more :toast:
Not sure if the Lobster Pool is going to happen this year, Capt Jeff is hurting and might be gone....oops another post, I'm done....# 15,000 wins
I do hope we do the Lobster pool again this year:00hour
I do hope we do the Lobster pool again this year:00hour
Was going to ask you about that but didn't know the season...
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Hey dunc........ :toast:
