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#2...............
Not sure which "Jack" Thread I like the best yet........
All thoughts :shrug:
Not sure which "Jack" Thread I like the best yet........
All thoughts :shrug:
Boys,Boys,Boys:#6 Brewski here,after going
to OSU tailgate "Party" her in Lima with OSU
announcers&a big "Buckeye"party here in Lima!:00hour :mj06: Big game this Sat.@Pappa Joes Abode:director: :toast:
to OSU tailgate "Party" her in Lima with OSU
announcers&a big "Buckeye"party here in Lima!:00hour :mj06: Big game this Sat.@Pappa Joes Abode:director: :toast:
Who'd a thought a thread with a bunch of people drinking would be the safest thread on the site :shrug:
#1
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so there`s this bar on the 99th floor of the empire state building....
there's a drunk in there getting angrier and angrier. ...he finally kicks out a window, shouts "I CAN"T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!" and jumps!...
wahhhhhhhh!
the people in the bar asre shocked...they're still in shock five minutes later when the guy walks back into the bar...
"what happened?" they ask.
he says,
"well, i was so angry i couldn't ttake it anymore and i jumped... but then the most amazing thing happened... around the 50th floor there is this amazing updraft and it carried me as gentle as you please through this open window on the 30th floor. ..it was so much fun i want to live again! you've got to try it!"
YOU ARE CRAZY! the people in the bar shout....
"no, i'll show you!"
and he jumps...
wahhhhhhhhh!
five minutes later he waks into the bar.......
"you've GOT to try it!" he shouts.
two guys say ok and jump...
Wahhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhh!
five minutes go by....
TEN minutes go by....
FIFTEEN minutes go by...
the bartender says:
"when you`re drunk, you are such an asshole Superman!".....
:s2:
there's a drunk in there getting angrier and angrier. ...he finally kicks out a window, shouts "I CAN"T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!" and jumps!...
wahhhhhhhh!
the people in the bar asre shocked...they're still in shock five minutes later when the guy walks back into the bar...
"what happened?" they ask.
he says,
"well, i was so angry i couldn't ttake it anymore and i jumped... but then the most amazing thing happened... around the 50th floor there is this amazing updraft and it carried me as gentle as you please through this open window on the 30th floor. ..it was so much fun i want to live again! you've got to try it!"
YOU ARE CRAZY! the people in the bar shout....
"no, i'll show you!"
and he jumps...
wahhhhhhhhh!
five minutes later he waks into the bar.......
"you've GOT to try it!" he shouts.
two guys say ok and jump...
Wahhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhh!
five minutes go by....
TEN minutes go by....
FIFTEEN minutes go by...
the bartender says:
"when you`re drunk, you are such an asshole Superman!".....
:s2:
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