MadJack's Womens Softball Team

[Felonious Monk]

Hey TBONEZ,

I left my balls in your dugout...could you please grab them for me next time you're in there?

Thanks a bunch!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

:shrug: Whats up Jack the girls all want to come out to vegas this year sporting there MADJACKS jerseys for the 3rd annual super bowl party they all heard it was a great time. Don't worry they'll be loyal to there owner. LOL

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Would love to see a "Team" of ladies in Vegas! That would make the trip all the more special!

 

[fatdaddycool]

you see, being from Chicago my game is actually softball.

But we play it bare-handed with a 16 inch clincher ball
You still in? If so I want all of Monks balls out of your dugout prior to me even thinking of letting the team play with my bat and 16 inch balls.:jump:

 

[AR182]

I have come forward to admit that I am the one who offered FatDaddy the pink tights.But he promised to return them clean.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

BLUEMOUND were you in Vegas for this years SBowl MadJack party?

AR182 WHAT is it with the pink tights

 

[goofy]

so what's the update on the team Jack? how they doin?

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Not this past year! But I feel like the presence of Bluemound Freak, Felonious Monk, Fatdaddycool, and possibly others will be a heavy one in Vegas!

I believe a famous writer once said, and I quote " If they are jumpin, that means something is chasing em "! No come to think of it that was Toothless Jimmy from down at the bait shop last weekend in Regards to the Stripe Fishing on the Lake. I was all wrong, WAY off base with that one :shrug: I guess what I was really wanting to say was that Look out Vegas, because the Rednecks are a coming, and we Rednecks love a good party! Jack Fire up that old BBQ, We'll bring the Keg!


TBONE, I look real forward to meeting you! :kiss: :brows:

 

[taoist]

hey freak, you better save a little room in the redneck bandwagon for me...provided no exams next january, you can count me in. :drinky: :weed:


p.s. tell ole' toothless jimmy that he knows what he's talking about and it doesn't just apply to stripe either.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Tao my man you are on! Hope you don't mind ridin in the back of my pickemup truck all the way to Vegas ! Yes I do believe that we will make some room for ya!


You bring the :weed: Monk you bring the :drinky: Fatdaddy will manage the :firing: and I'll take care of the moon1 ! Oh man what a crew, what a crew!

 

[fatdaddycool]

you will know it is us......we will be the ones in the flying elvis garb......with pink tights of course.....You know the more I think of all of us in Vegas the more I laugh......I can see the hotel manager now talking to Jack at about 7 am...."I know you come here every year, but you didn't bring these....things before".....I for one look forward to meeting the MJ's Women Softball team. Maybe Bluemound, Monk, Kmac, Taoist, AR182, and I can meet up with you gals. I for one am certainly game for a little batting around the infield. Also maybe we can give a little pitching demonstration, TBone you don't mind catching a well pitched ball do ya?

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Here they come now! {que the Elvis entering the building music} One by one raining down in their Elvis Garb draped in a huge Parachute that Reads "Madjacksports Rules"! Somebody get a ladder and get Monk down out of that tree, as fatdaddy looks down and ignites a young woman with the phrase " hey I can see your boobs from up here!" . Man that would be one hell of an entrance!


Man I could actually picture that scene from honeymoon in Vegas! I want to Roll in the floor everytime I think of Nic Cage ( AKA Nicholas Coppolla ) coming down in that suit dressed like Elvis! That was one funny Movie! And Sarah Jessica Parker :brows: WOW!


Sidenote: How many of you Lady Jackers are single? Need to be shown a good time while in Vegas? Like to go out and have dinner with a bunch of good looking fellas? If so don't call us we're gonna be a bunch of drunk idiots, that will probably just be out to Party and find Hookers! Sorry!

 

[fatdaddycool]

actually I think the Hookers will be looking for us!!!!! In all honesty though....We gentlemen will be made available throughout the party to the MJ's Womens softball team. If there are any other single ladies that will be needing an escort please allow threee weeks prior reservation. To make a reservation contact either myself, Bluemound, Monk, or Kmac and Taoist. All calls will be handled in the order in which they are received and processed according to cup size, measurements, availability of assets, and yack factor. If it is a gift please specify who will receive gift. Absolutely NO applicants will be screened without a picture of recipient of said services sans clothing. Absolutely NO males may apply for said services unless applying for special gift to an accompanying female.
Upon acceptance of application, please bring the following items to service:
1. Case of Labatts Blue Beer
2. A ride home or cab fare
3. A scarf....in case your picture was from Glamour shots.
4. Trojan Magnum Condoms...1 ea. (just for laughs)
5. Trojan for the man in a hurry condoms 10 ea.
6. A pack of chewing gum....to keep urge to talk at a minimum
7. Video Camera and tape
8. Bag of Halls Menthol Lyptus lozenges
9. Flicker razor
10. Can of Potpourri spray

O.K. good luck and we will see you ladies then.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Hey Freak you and your friends better start making plans soon for Vegas take my word its a full house super bowl weekend. Best SB party I was ever at:spotting: I think anyone who has been would agree. The whole weekend is crazy fun. You won't even be able to get a room off the strip if you wait till last minute! ME and my husband have spot already. (JANUARY26th) You won't be able to miss me (I LOVE FOOTBALL!) meaning I can get reallly into the game especially if all my girls are out to.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

I didn't read your posts fatdaddy or freak until after I posted you sound to me like you guys would have a great time do it up....... Keep it clean you never know who the other half is.:brows:

If we have any luck at all our team will play wednesday our 1st three games rained out 4th the field was under water can't wait to play already hopefully will have pictures of the team to post nexy week

 

[FUZZY NUTZ]

Keep it clean you never know who the other half is.:brows:

my guess is raymond

 

[fatdaddycool]

I wash it twice a day at least:shrug:

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

fuzzy nutz.....i think youre on to something

 

[TBONEZ0295]

FUZZY NUTZ- NJSF25G

MAYBE, MAYBE NOT:shrug:

I'll never tell!:nooo:

Hey girls would you register and post already stop just reading. Help me out here:lol: :lol:

 

[Felonious Monk]

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I think FUZZY NUTZ nailed it! :toast: