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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn?t help but notice how pretty Anthony?s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom?s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, ?I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.?

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, ?Ever since your mother came to dinner, I?ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don?t suppose she took it, do you??

?Well, I doubt it, but I?ll email her, just to be sure.? So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear MaMa,

I?m not saying that you ?did? take the sugar bowl from my house ; I?m not saying that you ?did not? take it.

But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son,
Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear son,

I?m not saying that you ?do? sleep with Maria, and I?m not saying that you ?do not? sleep with her.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa
 

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I laughed when I heard it in high school. :0003
 

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Did Jesus like the joke?

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That joke is really old and I am always puzzled by why the fuck this young couple has a silver sugar bowl, I mean come on and Second and most important, what son would write his mother an email asking her if she stole it. Third, the Girlfriend must be a real lazy bitch if she couldnt "find" the sugar bowl and she didnt look in her bedroom or her bed. These are some real lazy stupid non considerate kids.

I may have over analyzed this "joke", but this is what is wrong with Merica' today and dont even get me started on the living together before marriage angle.
 

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That joke is really old and I am always puzzled by why the fuck this young couple has a silver sugar bowl, I mean come on and Second and most important, what son would write his mother an email asking her if she stole it. Third, the Girlfriend must be a real lazy bitch if she couldnt "find" the sugar bowl and she didnt look in her bedroom or her bed. These are some real lazy stupid non considerate kids.
Exactly.

And her name is Mrs Ravioli?
 

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That joke is really old and I am always puzzled by why the fuck this young couple has a silver sugar bowl, I mean come on and Second and most important, what son would write his mother an email asking her if she stole it. Third, the Girlfriend must be a real lazy bitch if she couldnt "find" the sugar bowl and she didnt look in her bedroom or her bed. These are some real lazy stupid non considerate kids.

I may have over analyzed this "joke", but this is what is wrong with Merica' today and dont even get me started on the living together before marriage angle.



But isn't it cool that Jack had email when he was in school with Jesus......:shrug:
 

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That joke is really old and I am always puzzled by why the fuck this young couple has a silver sugar bowl, I mean come on and Second and most important, what son would write his mother an email asking her if she stole it. Third, the Girlfriend must be a real lazy bitch if she couldnt "find" the sugar bowl and she didnt look in her bedroom or her bed. These are some real lazy stupid non considerate kids.

I may have over analyzed this "joke", but this is what is wrong with Merica' today and dont even get me started on the living together before marriage angle.

Exactly.

And her name is Mrs Ravioli?

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But isn't it cool that Jack had email when he was in school with Jesus......:shrug:

For sure bad ass. I wonder if Jesus had to use dial-up with the rest of them in the beginning or if he was able to just jump to 5G or whatever we will be using when we finally reach Jack's age.
 
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