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[Jayhawk_Thor]

But why would this 2-3+ times/day end after the first year? Where can I find a man who can sustain that pace for years? I can understand how kids might slow down sex a little, but marriage - why? Please educate me so I can know how much sex I need to squeeze in before I get married to make up for the apparent sexless days to come.

Sincerely, nympho

You got a phone number? :shrug:

 

[Handi Capper]

Well sweetheart i would propose to you now but that hippo on the end of your screen name makes me a bit hesitant.

Hi HH
what have you started:scared

nothing wrong with a little extra cushion

what does the scribble in your avator say:shrug:

 

[Happy Hippo]

Hi HH
what have you started:scared

nothing wrong with a little extra cushion

what does the scribble in your avator say:shrug:

Handi - I just asked some simple questions :shrug:

I think a girl deserves to know what she's getting into before she gets married! And what better place to investigate than madjacks?

What is that you wrote - nothing wrong with a little extra cushion! You think I'm fat Handi? Be truthful, I can take it. Well, I will admit I gained a few pounds from the TWO thanksgiving meals that I consumed...a little more hippoish perhaps now But geez, now I'm definitely going on a diet! :mj07:

Scribble means "prosperity"

I guess I like my gambling and my sex life to be prosperous :SIB

 

[Handi Capper]

someone told me If you put A penny In A jar everytime you have sex the first year you and your Wife Are Married. The rest Of your life if you were to take A penny out of that jar everytime you had sex after that first year you would never empty the jar...


true or false?

I've heard 2 years, and the way it's going sounds about right

 

[hawkeye]

Hey guys lay off HH--You know she is a great gal and a hottie--she's a Colroado gal! I think she has said/asked some great things

 

[Blitz]

false...i hope....just got married july 8th.

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ahhhh, to be young and naive again...:s6: :bed:

 

[Handi Capper]

Handi - I just asked some simple questions :shrug:

I think a girl deserves to know what she's getting into before she gets married! And what better place to investigate than madjacks?

What is that you wrote - nothing wrong with a little extra cushion! You think I'm fat Handi? Be truthful, I can take it. Well, I will admit I gained a few pounds from the TWO thanksgiving meals that I consumed...a little more hippoish perhaps now But geez, now I'm definitely going on a diet! :mj07:

Scribble means "prosperity"

I guess I like my gambling and my sex life to be prosperous :SIB

for the ones not lucky enuff to have met HH she is a fine looking young lady , not heavy at all. The cushion remark was just a generalization.
GOOD LUCK especially in near future.

 

[Axle]

Handi - I just asked some simple questions :shrug:

I think a girl deserves to know what she's getting into before she gets married! And what better place to investigate than madjacks?

What is that you wrote - nothing wrong with a little extra cushion! You think I'm fat Handi? Be truthful, I can take it. Well, I will admit I gained a few pounds from the TWO thanksgiving meals that I consumed...a little more hippoish perhaps now But geez, now I'm definitely going on a diet! :mj07:

Scribble means "prosperity"

I guess I like my gambling and my sex life to be prosperous :SIB

I recently saw Ray Ramano (Everybody loves Raymond) on TV...he said that in his house it is about once every 3 months...he was being serious..

 

[UGA12]

That is probably true for the 50% of couples that get divorced. But for those of us that endure the pain for the long haul I would say false. What is definitely true however is that the pennies pour in the first year and then trickle out thereafter.

 

[IntenseOperator]

But why would this 2-3+ times/day end after the first year? Where can I find a man who can sustain that pace for years? I can understand how kids might slow down sex a little, but marriage - why? Please educate me so I can know how much sex I need to squeeze in before I get married to make up for the apparent sexless days to come.

Sincerely, nympho

If you climax multiple times, does that grade out for multiple pennies? Or is it considered one session, thus one penny?

(didn't want to get into exact definitions, but thought it applied)

 

[layinwood]

I've been married for 5 years and we've had two kids in that time. Ours seems to go in cycles. Sometimes we go at it like we're 18 and other times like we're 70. I do know I'm lucky though because in one way or the other she makes sure that I'm serviced pretty frequently.

 

[Agent 0659]

plus birthday sex every other year.

Would that be your birthday or his?

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[Agent 0659]

But why would this 2-3+ times/day end after the first year? Where can I find a man who can sustain that pace for years? I can understand how kids might slow down sex a little, but marriage - why? Please educate me so I can know how much sex I need to squeeze in before I get married to make up for the apparent sexless days to come.

Sincerely, nympho

Dearest Nympho,

Hook up with Agent, and I will have you tossing Hundos in that jar:scared

:SIB

 

[Agent 0659]

I guess I like my gambling and my sex life to be prosperous :SIB

Just be sure whoever you intend to marry, give it a thurough test drive before hand.

You wouldnt want to get up there in the mountains of Colorado expecting 4 wheel drive and figure out he doesn't have it:nono:

 

[Happy Hippo]

Thanks for the kind words Hawkeye and Handi!

If you climax multiple times, does that grade out for multiple pennies? Or is it considered one session, thus one penny?

I am not the jar-penny expert, so I really don't know, but I would guess that it is a penny per session, because judging by some characters on this board, their wife's jar might remain empty otherwise :com:

Just kidding boys! :SIB

Would that be your birthday or his?

:mj07:

Neither. BDB's birthday, duh. Two strikes, you're almost out.

 

[Agent 0659]

Neither. BDB's birthday, duh. Two strikes, you're almost out.

That is the funniest thing I have ever read...EVER.


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[Handi Capper]

Dearest Nympho,

Hook up with Agent, and I will have you tossing Hundos in that jar:scared

:SIB

Agent, WAKE-UP, your dreaming again