Awesome, have a great time guys! Some say it is a transcendental experience. Remember they don't allow cell phones any day. You can bring a camera (who has a camera anymore?) on practice round days. You can find the long list of rules: no laying down -- ever, must wear shoes, no running and the weird list of specific phrases you cannot shout: Dilly Dilly, RIP Harambe, Sweep the Leg, Johnny, hashtag, bikini wax and everybodys favorite: activate the glutes!
Masters
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Yeah, they take all the fun out of it when people can't treat the event like a hillbilly reunion.
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Is your father going with? Such a nice guy and I really enjoyed meeting and playing a round with him.
4 dollar beers and I can?t lay down?
If I went I might be the first one carried off the course... :mj07:
Enjoy every second of this amazing experience, gents.
A friend had tickets for that Tuesday practice round a few years ago and was completely blown away by the whole thing.
It?s also on my bucket list and I?m in the lottery every year but so far no dice on winning some tix. :shrug:
I have heard the the sandwich wrappers are green, so if one blows away, it's less likely to show up on camera.
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STEVE I AM GOING TO FAX YOU MY APPLICATION FOR ACCEPTANCE INTO AUGUSTA NATIONAL I WANT YOU TO HAND DELIVER IT FOR ME TO THE CHAIRMAN FRED RIDLEY MAKE SURE RIDLEY READS IT AND DOESNT THROW IT IN THE TRASH
DEAR MR RIDLEY,
MY NAME IS BEANTOWNJIM I AM A WHITE CAUCASIAN MALE AND MR RIDLEY YOU WONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME BRINGING ANY BLACKS ON THE SACRED GROUNDS OF AUGUSTA NATIONAL I DONT ASSICIATE WITH MINORITIES WINK WINK RIDLEY.PAYING THE MEMBERSHIP IS NO PROBLEM MY LOVELY WIFE RECENTLY WON THE MASSACHUSETTS LOTTERY SO IF ITS MONEY FREDDY DONT WORRY NY MONEY IS BLUE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BLUE BLOODS.MR RIDLEY MY WIFE DOESNT PLAY GOLF SO DONT WORRY ABOUT THESE BROADS SCREWING UP OUR TEE TIMES IF IT WAS UP TO ME I WOULDNT EVEN LET WOMEN IN THE DINING ROOM.THIS GUY STEVE IS JUST HANDING YOU MY APPLICATION I KNOW THE KID ISNT TO SMART BUT I FIGURED HE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO FIND A PHONY WEARING A GREEN COAT THAT SAYS CHAIRMAN.REMEMBER THIS GUY STEVE WILL NEVER BE A GUEST OF MINE AT AGUATA NATIONAL RIDLEY BOY UNLESS WE ARE HAVING A TOURNAMENT FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.
IN CLOSING MR RIDLEY I FEEL I WOULD BE A BIG ASSET TO AUGUSTA NATIONAL I DONT LIKE JEWS,I DONT LIKE NIGERIANS,I DONT LIKE WOMEN SO PLEASE LOOK AT MY APPLICATION
P.S. MR RIDLEY I HAVE PLAYED GOLF WITH THE LONGEST TERM MAYOR IN THE CITY OF BOSTON TOM MENINO HE HAS PASSED ON I KNOW HE WAS A DAGO BUT I HAD TO KISS HIS ASS I WAS LOOKING FOR A JANITORS JOB AT A BOSTON PUBLIC SCHOOL
THANK YOU FREDDY BOY FOR READING MY APPLICATION REMEMBER MONEY IS NO OBJECT :0071
DEAR MR RIDLEY,
MY NAME IS BEANTOWNJIM I AM A WHITE CAUCASIAN MALE AND MR RIDLEY YOU WONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME BRINGING ANY BLACKS ON THE SACRED GROUNDS OF AUGUSTA NATIONAL I DONT ASSICIATE WITH MINORITIES WINK WINK RIDLEY.PAYING THE MEMBERSHIP IS NO PROBLEM MY LOVELY WIFE RECENTLY WON THE MASSACHUSETTS LOTTERY SO IF ITS MONEY FREDDY DONT WORRY NY MONEY IS BLUE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BLUE BLOODS.MR RIDLEY MY WIFE DOESNT PLAY GOLF SO DONT WORRY ABOUT THESE BROADS SCREWING UP OUR TEE TIMES IF IT WAS UP TO ME I WOULDNT EVEN LET WOMEN IN THE DINING ROOM.THIS GUY STEVE IS JUST HANDING YOU MY APPLICATION I KNOW THE KID ISNT TO SMART BUT I FIGURED HE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO FIND A PHONY WEARING A GREEN COAT THAT SAYS CHAIRMAN.REMEMBER THIS GUY STEVE WILL NEVER BE A GUEST OF MINE AT AGUATA NATIONAL RIDLEY BOY UNLESS WE ARE HAVING A TOURNAMENT FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.
IN CLOSING MR RIDLEY I FEEL I WOULD BE A BIG ASSET TO AUGUSTA NATIONAL I DONT LIKE JEWS,I DONT LIKE NIGERIANS,I DONT LIKE WOMEN SO PLEASE LOOK AT MY APPLICATION
P.S. MR RIDLEY I HAVE PLAYED GOLF WITH THE LONGEST TERM MAYOR IN THE CITY OF BOSTON TOM MENINO HE HAS PASSED ON I KNOW HE WAS A DAGO BUT I HAD TO KISS HIS ASS I WAS LOOKING FOR A JANITORS JOB AT A BOSTON PUBLIC SCHOOL
THANK YOU FREDDY BOY FOR READING MY APPLICATION REMEMBER MONEY IS NO OBJECT :0071
STEVE DONT LEAVE UNTIL YOU GET MY APPLICATION AND REMEMBER DONT LET FREDDY RIDLEY THROW IT IN THE TRASH
MORRIS HAS YOUR SON EVER PLAYED THE COURSE?
I PLAYED AT (THE COUNTRY CLUB) IN BROOKLINE MASS NO BIG DEAL I THOUGHT THE COURSE WAS BORING BUT IT IS RICH WITH GOLF HISTORY
I PLAYED AT (THE COUNTRY CLUB) IN BROOKLINE MASS NO BIG DEAL I THOUGHT THE COURSE WAS BORING BUT IT IS RICH WITH GOLF HISTORY
Never applied before, do you have a better chance the more years you apply or is it the same chance every year?
Everyone should try to experience the Masters. One of the coolest experiences of my life. I'll get more into it later but we were there from 7am until 7pm on Thursday and I loved every minute of it. I've been to other pro golf events but this one is different. You don't have to be a golf fan to appreciate this place.
We got kicked out for 2 1/2 hours. We were at 12 tee and they pushed us all the way out. That is one hell of a climb. Came back around 1:00. Funny bew saw Tiger until TV.
They ave all there processes down. Cheap prices, 30 buck for one of their chairs, unreal
They ave all there processes down. Cheap prices, 30 buck for one of their chairs, unreal
