MGM Grand in Las Vegas is Irish

kickserv

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Not many know this, but the MGM Grand is now Irish territory........




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two Irishmen(pat and mike) are shipwrecked.....floating around the ocean in a life boat,they spot a genie bottle floating by....unfortunately,it`s a novice genie who can`t do all that much and can only grant one wish...

the genie tells them no,she can`t transport them to safety but asks if she can get them something to drink...... mike jumps in facetiously,"well that`s grand...why don`t you turn the entire ocean into a sea of Guinness?"...and bang !!,the ocean turns into a sea of Guinness..

pat is outraged... mike tries to calm him down...,"but pat,a sea of Guinness is even better than being saved"....

pat replies,"that`s just brilliant ya` hairsesass....now we have to piss in the boat!".......
 
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